SideofMcG

The radioactive banana killer's favourite MJ track was thriller.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Nuts?

I fell into a burning ring of Spenser: For Hire

Get a swivel pen in for Jeremy Piven.

I'm a metallurgist and an iron dealer. I both smelt it and dealt it.

It takes a Godzilla to raze a village.

Seething is beliebering

I'm a very modern man. I still have an umbilical cord attached. Brand new. Ask me anything.

The sands of time, the mud of space, the shit of gravity.

Austin Powers International Man of Vegetables. Do I make you corny baby?

Hipster Revenge is a dish best served in a mason jar before it goes mainstream.

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the back in the alley in five minutes. Tell no one. This goes all the way to the top.

I can't top my three in a row from 2018. But I'll take one in 2020 ta very much

A dishy fishy is a haddock I'd get padlocked for.

You put the lime in the coconut and you've made daiquiris wrong again.

Charge your phone, stay at home, you can't escape from under Stephen King's dome.

When he said he was a gentle giant he meant as a lover, that guy will rip your head off in a fight.

How much wood would a wood would wood if a wood would buffalo buffalo buffalo?

Please Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go but conversely please also Put Me To Sleep After You Come-Come.

I remember randomly seeing Thursday on TV late one night in college. It was such a sub-Tarantino piece of awful shite that we muted it, turned on subtitles and acted it out. Despite us all being drunk and/or stoned I'm sure we improved this utter utter piece of garbage.

I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING. Oh sorry, you said PRYING? Yes. I am prying. Cause this break up ain't none of my business.

Forget Dairy Queen let's go to Plant Based Non-Gendered Royalty Figure. They do a mean steak tartare.

I like Rocky but that script could have used a punch up.

Hi and welcome to the Pyromaniac Awards, or as we like to call them the Fire Greats.

Children can be raised by wolves. But barns can't be. Because I've never met an Amish wolf.