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YESSS!!!! Thought that was hilarious. I wonder if Cage saw the shirt and decided to shout it out or if they put the guy with the shirt there on purpose to mirror the line. Probably the former!

Floss, drop and roll. Clean your teeth and extinguish a fire. Thank me later flammable nerds.

Chum chumminy chum chumminy chum chum charoo. Chum up with me and I'll bite off your legs. I'm a shark you idiot.

There's no 'i' in Team. Except in the optician's softball league!

Sit and swivel while I dab and dribble.

Hi and welcome to Toon Soon - the show that makes fun of dead animated characters.

Strangler Things - the new Netflix show for Boston murderers.

If you're reading this catchphrase it means it's already too late. The sparrow nests west in winter comrade. The geese are suckling on the teat of capitalism. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Riddle me this, twiddle me that. There ain't no need to piddle on my hat.

Roy Scheider wants to buy our farm. We're gonna need a bigger goat.

I coulda been a bartender, I coulda been someone. Instead of a contender, which I am... hey wait a minute!

If you're in Stinktown make sure you get a drink down.

If you lived here you'd be home by now. Which would be weird because my mouth isn't very hospitable.

It's one small shove in the back for man, one giant kick in the ass for mankind.

Remember the time when we all went skinny dipping and they called the cops and we didn't qualify for the olympics because apparently a penis on national TV is a bad thing now?

Today's special. Everyday is special. We're all wonders of nature. Rejoice! Also carrot soup.

Fact check this you fact checking mother factor.

How many fucks would a fuck chucker chuck if a fuck chucker gave a fuck?

Soft shoe or soft shell, either way I've got crabs and I'm dancing.

I've been scraping a living for so long I'm starting to think I'm a dental hygienist

Are you just happy to see me or is that an incorrectly structured joke in your pocket?

Dunce like nobody is spell-checking.

Dance like nobody is bad-mouthing you on Twitter.

Put your meat in my freezer and I'll put my snuff in your sneezer.

Charlie Don't Surf 'n Turf.