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Shake it like a Polaroid Camera - ah now you've done it. The shutter is borked. You're an idiot.

David Bowie said "We could be heroes" but what he didn't mention was that he always got to be Batman which was unfair.

NWA say "Fuck the Police" but I go further than that - "Fuck Sting's solo career too!"

Give me a squeeze, call me a tease but don't make me laugh - I'm filled with blue cheese.

Cover up those ankles and let's get this Victorian English themed party started!

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When do our catchphrase invoices get paid out by Earwolf? Why are you all laughing? This is a serious question. Welcome to Comedy Accounts Bang.

I am the lord of fire and ice and I bring you something burning and nice. Congratulations! You have herpes!

Objects in the Rear View Mirror may appear to be more butt-like than they are.

There's no point dyeing over frilled silk.

I suppose the 'confidential' files they're allowed to let people know about but just can't reveal what's in them and the 'secret' files.... well those, you're not allowed even to know they exist.

The plane is going down, choke if you've got 'em. Thank you for flying Jerk Off Air.

We're grifting, lifting, a bit o'Tokyo Drifting. Top it all off with a morning of shoplifting.

Hell no we won't go until we get your po-ta-toes.

Popular Poplars and how to trim them.

Johnny used to work on the docks. Union went on strike. He started trafficking people. Oh no!

What's new Pussycat? Woah, Woah, Toxoplasmosis!

It takes an Elmer Fudd to raise a Willage.

Totes emotes when you rock your vote.

I like my women the way I like my walls... BUILT!

Surely the original title for this film was going to be Stargrove? Why else would the flawless Stargrove song be front and centre? But Stargrove suggests a sci-fi adventure or at least a sci-fi suburban dwelling so they probably changed it to the no-problems-at-all title that we all know and love.

Fling a zinger, sting your ringer - This swingers party is a bringer.

"You people make me sick!" said Jason Mantzoukas to Beverly and Ronald Egg.

I want to do a podcast all about pogs. But it is NOT ALLOWED to be called a Pogcast.

Well jigger my guts and call me Nancy, Pass me the biscuits that are kinda fancy.