SideofMcG

A gold-plated watch beats a mold-covered crotch. But I'll swear an oath that I can swallow both.

Why can't we all just get a long... piece of wood and hit our enemies with it?

Gentlemen, send in your clowns. Shake 'em all around. Do a little dance. Honk those noses. Tenderly make love to them. Get down tonight.

Puc Wars is just a better name for checkers. Deal with it.

Lie, damn lies and stratocasters. Welcome to Advertising for Guitar nerds.

Cherries aren't berries. Nuts ain't butts. Pasta comes lasta and kibble is for mutts. Hi I'm Steve and I'll be your waiter today.

Barrels of fruit, tooty toot-toot. Barrels of beer, get your pap smear.

When you think about IT, clowns are scary.

Acrobats and diplomats, that's what bendy nerds are made of.

Property Gobble Gobble. It's Turnkey time.

Subtlety and catchphrases don't mix. Like oil and shitty water. Haha. Farts.

Set your paraphasers to knock out.

If you can read this, you're too close to the end of the sentence.

Butt stuff. City limits.

Angry Pharaoh? Tutan kalm down!

Negative estate agents talk about all the mod cons. But what about all the mod pros?

Your Mama's non-fungible. That's a compliment.

Can I get a refunge on my non-fungibles?

People tune into police scanners all the time but I wouldn't - those things make your head explode.

Is Boise, Idaho noisy? I dunno.

Before I went pro-noun I was strictly amateur. Just in it for the love of the nouns baby.

Funge me like one of your French tokens.

I once saw a kitten wearing mittens and a giraffe that wasn't doing anything cause nothing rhymes with giraffe.

Once upon a time I was like you - listening to this catchphrase being read aloud and saying to my husband - why are you reading this out loud to me? I don't care about your fucking podcast obsession.

We were promised flatpacks, jetpacks and ballsacks. But all we got was a free chicken sandwich. My review of this PTA meeting will not be favourable.