SideofMcG

I'd like to thank jesus, god, holy mary mother of god, the shepherds, the donkeys, my agent, my parents, satan and everyone else who made this SAG award possible.

As my Grandma always used to say - You'd forget your head if you weren't so inclined to remember your propensity for performing oral sex

I scram, you scram, we all scram for the cops are coming. Zoinks! Let's get outta here Scoob!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me da riddim.

You don't have to be mad to work here you just have to be disappointed.

Protect ya neck. Respect Ben Affleck. Good Will Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

Don't cry for me Marge or Tina.

Stumps.com - I'll see you never at the arboretum.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Dr Names will always set them.

I'm rubber and you're glue. I come from the sap of trees and you're a dead horse you fuck.

How many fucks could a fuck truck fuck if a fuck truck could fuck trucks?

And what about Harry and the Henderdaughters?

Crazy Glue, Unbalanced Tape and Insanity Chairs. Welcome to Mental Health Home Depot.

Celebrity Name, rhyming descriptor, grips on their shoes meant they didn't slip more.

Joe Pesci, very mesci, grew an extra arm that was pink and fleshci.

Geena Davis tried to save us, don't like our beards but refused to shave us.

Kevin Costner needs to floss more, loves Springsteen so he listens to the Boss more.

Susan Sarandon, not a harridan, bought a lot of gifts and had to carry 'em.

Tim Curry in a hurry, forgot his specs and now he blurry.

Macaulay Culkin and The Incredible Hulkin' down at the gym and they both be bulkin'.

I like big butter and I cannot lie. Big Butter are paying me to sabotage this margarine factory.

Who's down with OPP? Don't suffer in silence. Call 1-8-0-0 MONOGAMY today and talk to a trained physician about OPP relief.

Laughing all the way to the bank, screaming all the way to the pharmacy, crying all the way to Chuck E. Cheese. Mom hates going into town with me.

I knead a dollar, a dollar, a dollar is what I knead. This bread loaf is made from locally sourced money.

I'll block your passage if you suez my canal.