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In my day a selfie was when you took a photograph of yourself - not this autoerotic asphyxiation lark the kids are into now.
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Back in my day we had bidets but these days they let shit stay. So on pay day you just stay away and it's may day before we play away. Your ass stinks
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Time and Tide wait for no man. Why anyone would expect a washing powder to be capable of waiting for anyone is simply beyond me.
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Through Time Travel Mimes Unravel. Gimme those Revels, I'm replacing them with Gravel.
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*Record Scratch* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation - owner of Scratch Records.
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Shove it your hoop. Super doop. Gloop a loop. Shamalamadingdong. I'm slowly losing my grip on reality. Please help me. I feel like I'm underwater.
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My vegetable boy band is called New Kids On the Chopping Block. Also my French Revolution BoyBand.
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A spoonful of sugar makes the diabetes all the more severe.
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But crash, what brick through yonder window breaks? It is a big 'un and Juliet is flattened.
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Patchouli Oil - when you absolutely, positively, have to piss off every person in the room, accept no substitutes.
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Hey I read your movie script. I'm going to pass it upstairs straight away. Now please release my nephew.
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If you aim for the king then you best not miss. Also you're so lucky. Surrogate King Aimer is a pensionable job around these parts. Plus - DENTAL!
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She was just a small town-girl but her sister, who ate voraciously, would best be described as a huge town-girl. But both did live in a lonely world.
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I took my proctologist to the circus. We had ringside seats. "Busman's holiday," he complained.
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It wasn't long before the neophytes noticed that not only was I not one of them but I was in fact just a long length of rubber tubing.
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"Add me on Friendster O'Lord and other slightly out of date hymns for today's youth"
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To keep my drinking secret I developed an ingenious code. Beer was "Cold Comfort", Vodka was "Clear courage" and whiskey was "Yum Yum Punchey Juice."
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Sir, while you are right that it's not explicitly forbidden in the rulebook, let me assure you that the chokehold is not a legitimate chess move.
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I'm now twice the size I was as a kid. So if I was half the man I used to be I'd be a Quarterman. That won't work - I know nothing about shipbuilding.
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Sometimes I look up at the stars and wonder.... "Do these celebrities know I'm hiding under their floorboards?"
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Shake me Jesus. Shake me up in the spraycan of life. Spray me Jesus. Graffiti me with your word o hip saviour.
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Your gender non-specific relative has such an unusual body shape that a humorous thing can be implied about it but not a hurtful one because feelings.
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