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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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Shove your shovels where the sun don't shine, the gavels where the guv'nors grovel and the hobos in the back of your hovel.
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When Timmy Chalamet does it, it's art but when I fuck a peach I'm barred from Wholefoods for life!
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My gardening-themed western screenplay is finished. Stay tuned for Mulch Cassidy and the Dungdance Kid.
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Make a joke, take a toke, have a stroke. Stay woke, cowpokes.
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Tweet me your Friendster and I'll catch you on the flipside dudes.
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Please like and subscribe. Easy Mike will imbibe. Literate tykes can transcribe.
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Hot Pepper Suppositories are like my nephew Karl, they're both pains in the butt.
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You're skating on thin ice, shaking those gin dice and slating those twin mice.
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If I said you had a decomposing body would you hold help me bury it.
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Injured at work? Want to claim compensation? Toughen up cry-baby - you're a UFC fighter.
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Home Brew, Dome Queue, Gnome Drew and Rome Flew. That's what little girls are made of.
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You had me at Hello. And also over the hood of your car. And in that alley. You've had me everywhere. I'm very easy.
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Charlie don't surf. He also don't clean up after parties or flush the toilet. Charlie is a terrible roommate.
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I'm not saying your mother is fat. I'm too polite to throw that sort of tawdry insult at an overweight lady. But she is ugly.
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Shangalangadingdong, drop my pants and wash my schlong. Catchphrases don't come cleaner than this foreskin.
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It's time for Eugene's Eunuch Energy Hour! Get your genital-less crotches thrusting everybody!
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If it bleeds, it leads. If it bursts, it's first. If it goes down to the woods today it's in for a big surprise.
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The knee bone's connected to the face bone. But only when your street-fighting skills are on fleek.
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It's the Attack of the 50 Year Old Woman (aka Drunk Aunt Alice is coming to visit)
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Old Molasses Glasses went and grassed us up to the cops so we ain't gonna stop. TO THE BORDER BOYS!!!!!
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