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When you think you're done there's always a few drops left. Shakies - the milkshake for middle aged men.
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There's no eye in suppository. They're supposed to go up your anus.
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Bad grades and good blades that's what Dropout Barber College is made of.
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Don't forget to patronise your friend Rick this March 17th
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Listen fella, I'll tell you the same thing I told Pinocchio when he didn't get laid. She shouldn't and she wouldn't but you're wooden so she couldn't.
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Stolen jokes and homemade toast that's what open mic comedians are made of.
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I don't like to get political but man that Hitler guy was a bit of no-good nuthin'. Am I right fellahs?
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Killing me softly with his hands. Strangling my whole throat with his grip. Killing me softly with his misheard lyrics....
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Yo Yo Ma's so fat he looks like he playing the ukulele.
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Please resume submitting your résumé. I wouldn't assume you'd do it as you may. Word play? No way!
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The soy boy decoy was employed to destroy Roy. Ahoy, hoi polloi your golden boy's not the Real McCoy.
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Have you seen my nether regions? They're just back from Holland.
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Hubble Telescope? If it looks at my sister one more time it'll be the Hobbled Telescope. Am I Right Fellas?
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As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."
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Don't push me. Push a push-pop. Don't shush me. Shush a shush-pop. Don't mush me. I'm not a banana.
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So... to clarify drinking a litre of paint DOESN'T count as Interior Decorating on my tax returns?
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The show where we're interested in talking people, invested in trolling people & also mime. Mime's cool.
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Going to remake that German sub film with all parts played by attractive potatoes in 1940's outfits. A Cute Root Zoot Suit Das Boot Reboot
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Hello I'm Windy Insides and welcome to the flatulence variety hour.
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I'm new here. What's the deal with dental? How often do we get paid? Also, why are we chained to this radiator?
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What Would Jesus Do? And other handy questions to absolve yourself of responsibility and just take your cues from your Mexican co-workers.
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Stop, drop and pop it in. Chewing gum belongs in the bin. Don't litter kids. This ain't the 80's no more.
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All of the other reindeers used to laugh and trick him into pyramid schemes.
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The power of love multiplied by hatred cubed equals your family dynamic this Thanksgiving.
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