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Keep it in your pants - a guide to where to store a pocket.
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Call the Realistic Party Line. Disingenuous girls are awaiting to chat (about you behind your back) now!
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Thanks to the new health & safety regulations joking around can no longer mean coking around during office hours. Thanks for understanding coke heads.
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Scooting around with the scouts in town, was expecting a frown but I got downed by a clown.
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In Britain the band Smashing Pumpkins are just a bunch of guys who have some really great pumpkins.
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22.86 Centimetres doesn't have the same ring to it. And that's why Trent Reznor went Imperial.
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It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is Hermann Göring. It's Nazi Hunter Nursery Rhyme time!
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Angel in the street. Angel in the sheets. Hi my name is Angel. I'm in the Ku Klux Klan and I'm outside your house right now.
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If you've been affected by any of the issues in this week's Comedy Bang Bang then you've somehow mastered time travel - this is the start.
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I've been baking this turd muffin for 'bout a week now. Where's my celebrity cookery show?
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Sad sweet creamer, it's just one of those things you put down to diabetes.
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Coulda Woulda Shoulda Mudda, here I am at Camp Granada.
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You can't turn back the clock but you can return that wok. Non-stick my ass!
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Dude, wears my cardigan, were's my wolf and wares my house?
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It's a law of nature that opposites attract. So what I'm trying to say is you must be an ugly moron because I like you.
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I've come here to chew bubblegum and buy bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum which is why I need to buy some. Do you sell bubblegum Ma'am?
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Start your day the way I start every show - with three minutes of sustained flatulence.
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Ever look at a tree and think, "What the fuck is so great about you?"
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Time and Tide Pods wait for no man. But they're both delicious.
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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, because after all in the Bible does it not say: PRINTED IN TAIWAN?
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Deep down each of us knows in their heart of hearts that your heart doesn't have a heart so the phrase heart of hearts is redundant.
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If you can't handle me at my worst I'm probably a hot saucepan. Use an oven glove bro, that's what they're for.
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My name is Catchphraser and I'm here to say, it's fun to run out of ideas in a Catchphrasing way.
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Welcome to my new Vegan Unfriendly Restaurant. It's vegan food served to you by dicks.
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