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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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I got fleas, they're multiplying and I'm losing my job.
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I got laid on a date last week. Dried fruit as a bed? These novelty hotels are crazy!
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I got puny arms. I can't do no heavy-lifting. But I got hot wheels so how 'bout some heavy-drifting?? VROOOM!
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I had two college qualifications but flunked out of my latest course. My pals mocked me with cruel jibes. You could say they were Third Degree Burns.
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I hate marathons, sprints, hurdles. The whole lot. That's right - I'm a race-ist.
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I hate that thin selfish muppet. It's all "Mee mee mee!" with that guy.
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I have a gun. Put five hundred in unmarked bills in the bag and nobody gets hurt. No, that's the wrong side. The catchphrase is on the other side. Stop reading this out! It's for a personal project! You just can't get good help these days.
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I have it on good authority there's a bad majority in this sorority.
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I just buffed and waxed the Popemobile, please don't shit on it.
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I knead a dollar, a dollar, a dollar is what I knead. This bread loaf is made from locally sourced money.
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I know what you're thinking - a slimmer, better looking, more recognisable version of me has really let himself go.
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I know what you're thinking - did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth it doesn't matter. We don't count shots in pool.
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I like bagged nuts and I cannot lie, you other squirrels can deny
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I like big boots and I cannot lie. You other brothers wear size nines.
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I like big butter and I cannot lie. Big Butter are paying me to sabotage this margarine factory.
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I like big buttresses and am perfectly capable of lying.
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I like meta humour and then I like went on a date with that humour and we like fell in love and stuff.
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I like Rocky but that script could have used a punch up.
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I may be petula-kidneyed but by gum I'm not lily-livered. And I'll fellate any man that says I am.
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I often wonder why I'm so elderly yet spry. And the answer my friend is blowing by the bins, the answer is blowing people by the bins.
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I once saw a kitten wearing mittens and a giraffe that wasn't doing anything cause nothing rhymes with giraffe.
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I pay a lot of money on import taxes because I'm very important.
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I phone, you phone, we all phone for the ambulance but it's not going to get here in time, the vice president is going to bleed out right here in KFC.
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I practice taxidermy where the laws are lax and the snacks are wormy.
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