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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend in tweed is not dressed like Lou Reed.
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A friend who bleeds is a friend indeed - old vampire proverb.
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A gold-plated watch beats a mold-covered crotch. But I'll swear an oath that I can swallow both.
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A good beginning is half the Beatles. And half of them met a bad end.
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A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit.
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A horse walks into a boar and says, "This forest is very crowded."
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A leopard never changes its spots but it does ACCESSORISE!!!
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A poem about lovers and Crispin Glovers, Ah to heck wi' this, let's sue Zemeckidis
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A sea shanty from your aunty. Because a tale of the brine will make you feel fine.
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A sniggering Barry Gibbs is triggering the libs. He messed with my fountain pens by jiggering the nibs.
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A spoonful of sugar makes the diabetes all the more severe.
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A storm hit when the Society For Dodgy Stomachs were on a rollercoaster.... Pukenado!
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A T-Rex with an ass like that is gonna be a DinoSORE when I'd done with it.
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Acrobats and diplomats, that's what bendy nerds are made of.
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Actually the full title is Who Posed, Painted and Then Framed Roger Rabbit. I know because I'm an asshole.
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Aftershave is the present you buy your skin after ripping it to shit with a metal blade you cruel son of a bitch.
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Ahhh... what's wrong, hotdog? Welcome to Comedy Bring Down.
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Ahhhh there's nothing like a good simile. But if there's nothing like it I suppose it's not that good a simile to begin with. This is confusing.
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All of the other reindeers used to laugh and trick him into pyramid schemes.
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All your baseballs are belong to us, watch your face fall as I eat this rust
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Allow me to shuffle off this mortal coil and slip into something more comfortable.
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Alright stop, collaborate and listen - after the war you'll all be executed by the resistance. Bloody collaborating bastards.
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Although revered, I sheared my weird beard but as I feared my acne's not cleared.
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Am I supposed to be impressed that you're some sort of blue furry monster? Whaddya want? A cookie?
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