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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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I'm grumpy every time I hear A E I O U. It's probably Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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I'm like a gremlin, I love being eaten out after midnight.
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I'm making the most of these Boston beans on toast and making the least of this foreskin full of yeast.Â
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I'm Mista Barista, the coffee dealing king of Nantucket. Where there once was a man from.
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I'm new here. What's the deal with dental? How often do we get paid? Also, why are we chained to this radiator?
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I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING. Oh sorry, you said PRYING? Yes. I am prying. Cause this break up ain't none of my business.
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I'm not going to repeat myself. Myself repeat to going not I'm.
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I'm not here to make friends so there's nothing for me to do at this Build-A-Buddy store. I don't know why I came.
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I'm not saying your mother is fat. I'm too polite to throw that sort of tawdry insult at an overweight lady. But she is ugly.
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I'm not the kind of man that gets into fights. No, I prefer to think of myself as a boy. A constantly fighting boy.
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I'm now twice the size I was as a kid. So if I was half the man I used to be I'd be a Quarterman. That won't work - I know nothing about shipbuilding.
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I'm on the woulda coulda diet - I only eat what I shoulda
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I'm rubber and you're glue. I come from the sap of trees and you're a dead horse you fuck.
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I'm shaking my money maker, and by money maker I mean this empty coffee cup.Â
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I'm singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. I'm being shushed in the rain. I'm being asked to leave the rain. I'm barred from the Rain Theatre.
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I'm sorry - I thought you said wacky BECKY not wacky BACCY. Well anyway I killed, rolled and smoked Becky. She's dead now and I'm not even one bit high.
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I'm the Rapping Granny. I'm tapping that fanny. Big up to my homies but I haven't got any.
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I'm wearing nothing but a ten gallon hat and a thin film of hot sauce on my junk. Let's get this party started!
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I've been a crime fighter for nigh on seventeen years now if you count eating donuts in my boxer shorts as crime fighting that is.
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I've been baking this turd muffin for 'bout a week now. Where's my celebrity cookery show?
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I've been cravin' some ravin' and braising these raisins. And also longing for human company which is annoying cause that doesn't rhyme at all.
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