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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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I've been giving promiscuous vegetables to my girlfriend. My peas are now herpes. Â
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I've been in Saipan with a one man band and in Timbucto wearing blue man shoes but I've never been to me.
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I've been scraping a living for so long I'm starting to think I'm a dental hygienist
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I've been up to sup and down to clown but I've never been reverse to perverse.
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I've come here to chew bubblegum and buy bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum which is why I need to buy some. Do you sell bubblegum Ma'am?
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I've got an ass that won't quit even with the generous redundancy package I'm offering. I regret hiring my ass.
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I've got no tiny fruit today. You could say I'm "mini apple-less" but I wish you wouldn't cause it's a terrible fucking pun.
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I've heard of a catch phrase but catching the plague? That's never going to catch on.
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I've heard of a smart phone but a smart choice? Doesn't sound like something that'd interest me.
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I've heard of clickbait but jailbait? That's new on me. Actually it's not. Jailbait is actually the reason that I'm here today. In jail. I'm a monster
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I've heard of hearing of things but I've never heard of the herding of things. Which is why I lost my job as a shepherd.
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I've heard of Panic Buying but Anxiety Auctions? That's just.... SOLD! to the nervous chap with the twitchy eye.
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I've heard of poisoning your room mate because he won't stop snoring in his sleep but this is ridiculous. Also this is the court case about that poisoning and I am guilty.Â
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I've heard of Pokemon Go but Poke Your Mom's Hole? Yes I've heard of that too - I was doing it last night. Respectfully of course.
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I've heard of singing in the shower but showering with Singh? Now that's getting saucy.
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I've never been an ass man. I mean what would your super powers even be? Flatulence of Justice? The action figures wouldn't sell. This meeting is over
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I've seen Trouble all my days. I said, I've seen Trouble all my days. And I've seen I Love Trouble just once. That was enough.
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I've written prose in different area codes. I'm a gangsta travel journalist!
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Iceberg Ahoy, Hey, Yo! Iceberg Hooray, Hey, Ho. No punchline.
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If a new catchphrase is what ye seek, then read this forum 'tis full of geeks.
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If a rolling stone gathers no moss then how come Keith Richard's selling his lichen collection on eBay?
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If a train leaves Newark at 7am travelling 80mph and stops for thirty minutes midway to Chicago why doesn't my mother love me anymore?
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If I had a nickel for every time I submitted a catchphrase it would be useless to me - I live in Europe!
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If I knew then what I know now I'd have known enough back then to know that I know nothing now. And this rash still won't go away.
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