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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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I know what you're thinking - a slimmer, better looking, more recognisable version of me has really let himself go.
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Don't lie to me. Or next to me. We need honesty and separate rooms if this marriage is ever gonna work.
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Andy Daily? If we hire Andy Weekly wouldn't it be cheaper?
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It's true what they say absence of heart makes your blood drain faster.
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I'd rather have botox in front of me than a font throw a box at me.
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A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend in tweed is not dressed like Lou Reed.
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Shove it where the sun don't shine boy. That's right - I want you to shove it in Finland during wintertime.
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I hate marathons, sprints, hurdles. The whole lot. That's right - I'm a race-ist.
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Skittle me once. Shame on me. Skittle me twice. Shame on the rainbow.
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I was brau-beaten by my ex-wife. She pelted me with beer cans until I left her.
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Top o' the morning, midriff of the afternoon and ass crack of the evening to ya.
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There's no room on this caboose for a spruced up Bruce who won't cut loose.Â
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This 12am marathon screening of Midnight Run is a little too on the nose for my taste.
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Don't Kinks-shame me for being a dedicated follower of fashion.
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Selling sea shells by the sea shore is a bad business model. The ocean is giving 'em away for free baby!
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An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.
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Everyone's talking about new improved quality, high-res, original flavour, caffeine-free, alcohol-enriched, bubble-soft, organic, GMO, top of the line, second-to-none, water.
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I was raised by mimes but when I turned my back on the art they never spoke to me again.
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Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.
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