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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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Come me old fashioned but in my day a SELFIE was when you took a photo of yourself with a camera, not choked yourself while driving and self-pleasuring.
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Like all illiterate middle-aged men I'm fighting the battle of the bugle. Taps again? You muthafucka!
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Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs do anything I woudn't do you saucy minx!
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Take a photo. Steal my soul. Drop your car keys in the bowl.
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I was stripping when the dresser fell on me. Talk about a wardrobe malfunction.
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Real talk. Genital warts. Are they really all that "cool"?
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Rebooting Star Trek but it's set in my basement and all about my friends the pigeons that I keep down and who tell me to burn things. Gonna call it Star Peck and the blazing fire of retribution.
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I put chattering teeth in my boxer shorts. "That won't bite me in the ass later," I foolishly thought.
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Would you risk it for a biscuit? Would you venture for some dentures? Dr. Suess ain't got nuthin' on me,
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There ain't no time like the present. That's bullshit. How about the past? That was ages ago and I wasn't as fat then.
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Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. It's 5 card stud, there ain't no buy-ins.
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You can't spell extraordinary without... looking it up on dictionary.com because the internet has ruined your ability to spell.
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Schwarzenegger explaining vaguely where his twig is, "Stick around."
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Your Bank don't want you to know these ten tips for committing fraud.
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? And who gives a fuck?Â
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Chafe me mamma like a wagon wheel, a wagon wheel that's rubbing against my thighs all the way around this running track like these goddamn shorts.
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I can't remember if I ever told you this, but when I tried to shoot the ground I missed.
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What's the death equivalent of Nominative Determinism? Or is it just bad luck that Jeffrey Epstein got epsteined?
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I expel waste from the bowels on a daily basis. Am I The Asshole?
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I Rap-Scream, You Rap-Scream, We all Rap-Scream for Vanilla Ice Cream.
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I like meta humour and then I like went on a date with that humour and we like fell in love and stuff.
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