SideofMcG
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An adult swan can break a man's arm easily with its wings and a man's heart seductively with its good looks.
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An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.
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An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.
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And I think that would go a little something like this.... *FART NOISE*
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And now it's time for a little something we call Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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And when you saw only one set of footprints it was when I had fucked off to get a coffee with my friend Jeff.
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And yay the lord said, "If thine mentions are plaguedth by racists. Report thine enemies to Twitter. Nothing will be done. But thou has to keep busy."
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Andy Daily? If we hire Andy Weekly wouldn't it be cheaper?
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Angel in the street. Angel in the sheets. Hi my name is Angel. I'm in the Ku Klux Klan and I'm outside your house right now.
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Are you a duck? Have you been yelled at by a pantsless man? Call 1-800 QUACK-COMPO now!
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Are you just happy to see me or is that an incorrectly structured joke in your pocket?
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Are you lactose intolerant or do you just shout at cows? Either way we cater for you in this stupid restaurant.
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Are you talking Look Who's Talking to the guy who was Lucas stalking? And will you accept a reverse charge call from the State Pen?
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Are you there God? It's me Margaret. Stop screening my calls God, I know you're fucking listening you prick.
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As a comedian it's pretty embarrassing to run out of material. But it's more embarrassing if you're a milliner cause you can't improvise a hat.
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As a comedian the accusations of plagiarism against me mean I don't get no respect, no respect at all.
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As campaign slogans go it's not the best but god damn it if "Fuck Me Freely Frederick Forsyth" isn't a great name for a second album.
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As Georgie Washington once said. "I cannot tell a lie. Are you lying to me? I can't tell."
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As Groucho Marx once said, "I wouldn't want to be part of a catchphrase that would misquote me so badly."
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