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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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I don't like to get political but man that Hitler guy was a bit of no-good nuthin'. Am I right fellahs?
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Killing me softly with his hands. Strangling my whole throat with his grip. Killing me softly with his misheard lyrics....
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Yo Yo Ma's so fat he looks like he playing the ukulele.
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Please resume submitting your résumé. I wouldn't assume you'd do it as you may. Word play? No way!
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The soy boy decoy was employed to destroy Roy. Ahoy, hoi polloi your golden boy's not the Real McCoy.
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Hubble Telescope? If it looks at my sister one more time it'll be the Hobbled Telescope. Am I Right Fellas?
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Have you seen my nether regions? They're just back from Holland.
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Listen fella, I'll tell you the same thing I told Pinocchio when he didn't get laid. She shouldn't and she wouldn't but you're wooden so she couldn't.
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Champagne for my real friends. Champignon for my French friends. There ain't mush room in here for anybody else to be honest.
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No, no no I didn't say he has a foot fetish I said his feet are very feetish - y'know, they really look like how you picture feet to be.
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When Kermit the Frog does it it's love but when I have relations with a pig suddenly I'm a former British Prime Minister.
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When Lorena Bobbitt does it it's empowering but when I throw a penis out of a moving car I'm being reprimanded because it's still attached to Kevin?
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When Oprah Winfrey does it it's generous. But when I try to give a hundred white women a car, suddenly it's breaking and entering at the Prius dealers
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When Muhammed Ali does it it's a sporting achievement but when I beat Joe Frazier into a pulp suddenly I'm violating a corpse.
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They're having a BYOB BBQ at the FBI HQ. There'll be jokes but it's chilly so GSOH and GFCH essential.
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Stop, drop and pop it in. Chewing gum belongs in the bin. Don't litter kids. This ain't the 80's no more.
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Trevor never ever wavered in his love of wavy navy Davey. But his crazy love of Davey who was in the wavy navy made him feel quite like a slavey.
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Spool me once shame on you, spool me twice I'm still just an errant bit of thread. Stop spooling me already.
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Welcome to my new Vegan Unfriendly Restaurant. It's vegan food served to you by dicks.
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My name is Catchphraser and I'm here to say, it's fun to run out of ideas in a Catchphrasing way.
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