SideofMcG
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It's time for Eugene's Eunuch Energy Hour! Get your genital-less crotches thrusting everybody!
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Shangalangadingdong, drop my pants and wash my schlong. Catchphrases don't come cleaner than this foreskin.
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I'm not saying your mother is fat. I'm too polite to throw that sort of tawdry insult at an overweight lady. But she is ugly.
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Charlie don't surf. He also don't clean up after parties or flush the toilet. Charlie is a terrible roommate.
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You had me at Hello. And also over the hood of your car. And in that alley. You've had me everywhere. I'm very easy.
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Home Brew, Dome Queue, Gnome Drew and Rome Flew. That's what little girls are made of.
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Injured at work? Want to claim compensation? Toughen up cry-baby - you're a UFC fighter.
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Shove your shovels where the sun don't shine, the gavels where the guv'nors grovel and the hobos in the back of your hovel.
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It wasn't long before the apes realised I wasn't a silver back gorilla at all. They tore off my dime store mask and my limbs with remarkable ease.
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Mustard, ketchup, relish, jelly - I keep my condiments on my telly.
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Shellac my belly and call me Shelly. "We can do that Shelly, this is after all the belly shellac shack."
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Look guys, just because it's on display doesn't mean you can touch it.
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Wider. Open Up. That's it. Down the Hatch. Yummy. DIRT!
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The hip-replacement hep cat hobbled homeward. Hail Hanukkah.
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Cause I've been shaving and sharting so long that even my Mama thinks that my mind is gone.
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Sports News, High Flues, Jimmy Choos and Subarus - this is some garage sale.
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Cleopatra bathed in milk. Earthworm Jim bathed in silk.
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Iceberg Ahoy, Hey, Yo! Iceberg Hooray, Hey, Ho. No punchline.
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80's PowerBallad Jesus just wants to help. In other words - Cheesy Jeezy likes to pleezy.
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Donate your body to science, but keep your heart for Jesus.
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Need to sort out that dry, Itchy, flakey scalp? Then you want a guillotine!
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