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Crustacean time travel. Let's go back and Krill Hitler.
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The suggestion box suggested shocks but ingested rocks cause digestive blocks.
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You can't polish a turd but you can polish a deli. Heteronyms baby!
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Near, far, wherever you are / I believe that the heart does go on. Don't forget to carry your organ donor card with you at all times!
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I got laid on a date last week. Dried fruit as a bed? These novelty hotels are crazy!
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Trippy Von-Visuals, the German conceptual artist died today and was buried in a custard cloud.
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Smothered in cream. Strangled by yoghurt. Death by Chocolate. Sorry no, we don't have a pacifist menu.
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Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Three. The Yellow Ribbon means they've been falsely convicted. Free the Ole Oak Three!
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"Rig boats not elections!" And other lame mariner slogans.
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Treacle down economics. Molasses-based entrepreneurs rejoice!
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I got fleas, they're multiplying and I'm losing my job.
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Now with all new whitening formula... it's the Mathletics team of the Ku Klux Klan!
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What's that Lassie? You're craving the power of speech to tell us to go fuck ourselves? Oh no.... Timmy's stuck in the burning barn again. Gotcha.
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Do you know that the Eskimos have 500 different words for how much they hate PewDiePie?
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Baked on the bathroom's bargain bidet Barry brooded 'bout Batman's birthday.
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Slender Man Diet Shakes. Supernatural Slimming. Drop Those Pounds, Kill Your Friends!
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Give a penny, spend a penny. Charity for the urinary-inclined.
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Oh what a beautiful Morning, Oh what a beautiful Day, They sure have gorgeous kids do the Morning and Day families.
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I see you baby, shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Shaking that glass. Please get out of this church Mr. Hoffman.
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Don't pee on my shoes and tell me it's raining - that sort of thing might fly on the Fetish Weather Channel but not here at Shoe News.
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Craft beers? They can drop the 'Y' all they want We still know they're up to something.
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Duck Twitter is a complete echo chamber. But they have no way of knowing that.
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Yes blood is thicker than water. But while your soup's texture might now be perfect we're still closing down your restaurant.
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