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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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I'm not the kind of man that gets into fights. No, I prefer to think of myself as a boy. A constantly fighting boy.
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If I thought for one second this rabid flesh-eating zombie was going to actually eat people's flesh I would never have voted for him in the primaries.
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Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Let us go. Lettuce grow. Lettuce grow.
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Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. Well that's the weather, back to you in studio Dan!
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If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise - it's now a strip mall! Fuck you teddy bears.
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With a Yipee-Aye-Ay, a Toodle-Pip-Doo and silly ol' Ha Ha Ha! We're off to town, to do our work - it's a merry band of abortionists we are!
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God doesn't close a door without opening a window. Which only proves that God is a lousy lodger who doesn't care about the heating costs one bit.
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If I had a nickel for every time I submitted a catchphrase it would be useless to me - I live in Europe!
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Go Faster Stripe! A snazzy addition to your car or a command to shout at Gremlins? You decide!
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Back, sack and crack. A method of waxing or Santa's new dance craze?
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Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97 - eat whipped cream. If I could offer you only one tip for your future desserts, whipped cream would be it.
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"Better out than in!" This applies to farts, homosexuals and republican presidents.
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The original title of Dracula was Dracula: The Bitey Bastard
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The rumours of my demise are greatly exaggerated. Those rumours about my massive schlong are bang on the money though!
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Civilised Man is characterised by his unquenchable thirst for knowledge.... and for hard liquor.
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Yo. Hey what's happening dude. I'm the guy with the rep for sniffing glue.
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Pistols at Dawn. Rifles at Mandy. Any other guns at Kevin. You gotta point 'em at someone after all.
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Nice cheddar Cheeseblock. Next time don't forget yo' nachos.
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An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.
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Poor Farmer King, all the time he spent building that scarecrow only to have it steal his own wife away from him.
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Bigger they are, the harder they fall, the harder they fall, the bigger the bounce back, the bigger the bounce back, the sexier the trampoline display
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Sometimes all you need is hope. But mostly if that's all you've got, you're royally fucked mate.
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Come Hingers follow me through the always interesting world of hinges and hinge related paraphernalia.
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If you build it they will come. Especially if it is a giant vagina made out of pork produce. Hmm... depraved and delicious!
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