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Ahhhh there's nothing like a good simile. But if there's nothing like it I suppose it's not that good a simile to begin with. This is confusing.
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Hopskotch, cherry pops, bass drops and counter tops? This stock take is not going well, we're a diner - why do we have all this shit out back?
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Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back.... into your sex life! Introducing the new Shake 'N Vac Lube!
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Don't cry for me Argentina. Peru, Chile, Bolivia? You can sob all you want, see if I fucking care.
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In the UK they call Football, American Football - pancakes, American pancakes - and the movie American Psycho they call American American Psycho. Odd.
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I had two college qualifications but flunked out of my latest course. My pals mocked me with cruel jibes. You could say they were Third Degree Burns.
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Allow me to shuffle off this mortal coil and slip into something more comfortable.
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If you looked up gullible in the dictionary then you'd probably know its definition.
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Rock beats Scissors. Scissors beats Paper. Paper beats Rock. So many restraining orders!!!!
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The joy on this owl's face is amazing as its child is fitted with a hearing aid and for the first time Horton hears a whoo!
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I've heard of clickbait but jailbait? That's new on me. Actually it's not. Jailbait is actually the reason that I'm here today. In jail. I'm a monster
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Be careful who you sleep with. You can't unscrew someone. But you can unscrew a lightbulb. Maybe we should all just fuck lightbulbs.
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Coming atcha like Cleopatra.... carried by slaves, bathed in milk and played by Liz Taylor.
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Come Hingers follow me through the always interesting world of hinges and hinge related paraphernalia.
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If you build it they will come. Especially if it is a giant vagina made out of pork produce. Hmm... depraved and delicious!
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At the great buffet of life remember to bring your own cutlery, also those prawn rolls have probably been there since Tuesday so I'd say avoid them.
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If you're stuck in a box, I will be bored of it, Mime after Mime
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Life is like a box of chocolates because I'm allergic to both.
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your laxatives. I haven't pooped in weeks.
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The bigger the cushion the more comfortable your sofa experience.
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Welcome to the launch of my new book - Spanky O'Rectum's Slap Happy Haberdashery and Other Unsuitable Children's Stories. Free douche with every copy!
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