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Lie, damn lies and stratocasters. Welcome to Advertising for Guitar nerds.
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Cherries aren't berries. Nuts ain't butts. Pasta comes lasta and kibble is for mutts. Hi I'm Steve and I'll be your waiter today.
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Barrels of fruit, tooty toot-toot. Barrels of beer, get your pap smear.
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Acrobats and diplomats, that's what bendy nerds are made of.
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Subtlety and catchphrases don't mix. Like oil and shitty water. Haha. Farts.
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If you can read this, you're too close to the end of the sentence.
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Negative estate agents talk about all the mod cons. But what about all the mod pros?
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People tune into police scanners all the time but I wouldn't - those things make your head explode.Â
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Before I went pro-noun I was strictly amateur. Just in it for the love of the nouns baby.
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I once saw a kitten wearing mittens and a giraffe that wasn't doing anything cause nothing rhymes with giraffe.
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Once upon a time I was like you - listening to this catchphrase being read aloud and saying to my husband - why are you reading this out loud to me? I don't care about your fucking podcast obsession.
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We were promised flatpacks, jetpacks and ballsacks. But all we got was a free chicken sandwich. My review of this PTA meeting will not be favourable.
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I'd like to thank jesus, god, holy mary mother of god, the shepherds, the donkeys, my agent, my parents, satan and everyone else who made this SAG award possible.
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As my Grandma always used to say - You'd forget your head if you weren't so inclined to remember your propensity for performing oral sex
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I scram, you scram, we all scram for the cops are coming. Zoinks! Let's get outta here Scoob!
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