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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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Are you lactose intolerant or do you just shout at cows? Either way we cater for you in this stupid restaurant.
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Who's got two thumbs in a ziploc bag and wants one million dollars for their safe return? That guy with the machete over there.Â
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Soup to nuts is a funny phrase which describes why my genitals are burned.
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I pulled off a heist. Heists are what I call truck drivers.
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If you can't eat them onions then get out of the damn stew.
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I'm sorry - I thought you said wacky BECKY not wacky BACCY. Well anyway I killed, rolled and smoked Becky. She's dead now and I'm not even one bit high.
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If parrots can mimic anyone then why don't any of them sound like Gilbert Gottfried? Except that one in Aladdin of course.
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It was a dark and normie night, I was reading my Grisham and watching NBC.
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Snorting carpet cleaner isn't an aphrodisiac but it is a laxative. So it's just as well I bought all this carpet cleaner.
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Don't hate the game, hate the chef who refused to cook you anything different.
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Shoes on first. Watch on second. Abbot and Costello got dressed ass backwards man.
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Cruisin' Snoozin' counting teeth that I'm losin'. You meth your life I'm having fun.
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I wasn't asking and I'm not telling but if you want discount cheese, then buddy I'm selling.
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If a new catchphrase is what ye seek, then read this forum 'tis full of geeks.
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Give me your tired, your poor, your curdled asses yearning to break free of their britches.
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All your baseballs are belong to us, watch your face fall as I eat this rust
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And I think that would go a little something like this.... *FART NOISE*
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Having the last laugh is only good if it's not past the expiration date.
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You can't paraphrase a password or parachute your last bird, but you can shoot a parrot who's had the last word.
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Oh man I completely forgot our catchphrases were due today.Â
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They've been toilet training for years. When are these toilets gonna see some action?
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Mowing the lawn, getting up at dawn, want a vindaloo? I'm having prawn.
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I'm making the most of these Boston beans on toast and making the least of this foreskin full of yeast.Â
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