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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo - I'm a Hufflepuff man myself
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An adult swan can break a man's arm easily with its wings and a man's heart seductively with its good looks.
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Toothpicks, pogo sticks, cheap tricks and Weetabix. That's what thin, hoppy, cereal-filled whores are made of.
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I see London, I see France, it's a great globe kid but get it outta my face I'm trying to drive the bus here.
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You say "Selfie Stick" I say "Involuntary Suppository".
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Here at Insect-Washateria we're proud of all our customers from Flea to shining Flea.
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Yosemite Sam never got the kudos he deserved for his part in the gay rights movement.
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You put the lime in the coconut and by lime I mean something genital based and by coconut I mean My Face. I'm terrible at innuendos.
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Hear me now minions of Beelzebub, the day has come, the hour is nigh - it's the new spring line of dresses from Victoria Beckham.
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If a train leaves Newark at 7am travelling 80mph and stops for thirty minutes midway to Chicago why doesn't my mother love me anymore?
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(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you never leave your drapes open anymore.
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When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go, home alone.
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Back when I was an autistic boy dreaming up whole worlds of doctors and detectives I genuinely believed the hospital was called Street Elsewhere.
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We got cream crackers, jam snackers and paddy whackers - that's why they call us the Knick Knackers.
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I've been a crime fighter for nigh on seventeen years now if you count eating donuts in my boxer shorts as crime fighting that is.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel. But love can. What I'm trying to say is it's 9/11 in my heart every time I see you.
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We don't dial 911 in Texas, down here we snapchat the police.
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"Everything's bigger in Texas. So imagine how insignificant my manhood is when I'm up north" said the mortified flasher.
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"Everything's bigger in Texas!" laughed the cruel oncologist, "So you've got about three months left I'd say."
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I'm wearing nothing but a ten gallon hat and a thin film of hot sauce on my junk. Let's get this party started!
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Yeehaw is Texan for Ye Olde Haw which is what they used to called Haw Sheridan - the oldest man in Dallas.
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I've got no tiny fruit today. You could say I'm "mini apple-less" but I wish you wouldn't cause it's a terrible fucking pun.
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang I'm the second part.... wait, that's too familiar.
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FYI: In ancient Greece catchphrases were illegal and used as currency in prisons. Hence the term 'I'll give you five bon mots for a handjob Onassis."
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If you're going to bang a gong please use protection. We don't need lots of baby bells running around this house son.
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