I Rap-Scream, You Rap-Scream, We all Rap-Scream for Vanilla Ice Cream.

[I Rap-Scream, You Rap-Scream, We all Rap-Scream for Vanilla Ice Cream.]

I Rap-Scream, You Rap-Scream, We all Rap-Scream for Vanilla Ice Cream.

[I like meta humour and then I like went on a date with that humour and we like fell in love and stuff.]

I like meta humour and then I like went on a date with that humour and we like fell in love and stuff.

[Public transport isn't funny to me. I just never got the bus.]

Public transport isn't funny to me. I just never got the bus.

[While my style got slicker, I got sicker. Now I'm cool as fuck but my immune system sucks.]

While my style got slicker, I got sicker. Now I'm cool as fuck but my immune system sucks.

[Carlos Mencia stole my catchphrase.]

Carlos Mencia stole my catchphrase.

[Who's afraid of Virgina State's dwindling wolf community? I think that was the name of the film anyway. Check it out.]

Who's afraid of Virgina State's dwindling wolf community? I think that was the name of the film anyway. Check it out.

[I can't believe Scott pays 500 dollars PER catchphrase.]

I can't believe Scott pays 500 dollars PER catchphrase.

[My other catchphrase is on Serial.]

My other catchphrase is on Serial. 

[We're not doing catchphrases anymore.]

We're not doing catchphrases anymore.

[Hi I'm Infectious and I'll be your server tonight. Don't worry - that's just my name. I'm not actually infectious. The correct term is contagious. I'm contagious and I'm handling all your food tonight.]

Hi I'm Infectious and I'll be your server tonight. Don't worry - that's just my name. I'm not actually infectious. The correct term is contagious. I'm contagious and I'm handling all your food tonight.

[When a phone installation engineer does a half-assed job there's no way to describe it.]

When a phone installation engineer does a half-assed job there's no way to describe it.

[They MIGHT be giants? Really? How hard can that be to judge? They are or they're not. Make up your goddamn mind.]

They MIGHT be giants? Really? How hard can that be to judge? They are or they're not. Make up your goddamn mind.

[I'm not going to repeat myself. Myself repeat to going not I'm.]

I'm not going to repeat myself. Myself repeat to going not I'm.

[Oh look it's an A-hole stuck in a K-hole. Welcome to Sesame Street After Dark.]

Oh look it's an A-hole stuck in a K-hole. Welcome to Sesame Street After Dark.

[We polled Colin Farrell and he hates American Apparel]

We polled Colin Farrell and he hates American Apparel 

[We asked Arnie Schwarzenegger and he said Rob Schneider's a pegger.]

We asked Arnie Schwarzenegger and he said Rob Schneider's a pegger.

[I checked with Mark Ruffalo and he said Bison ain't Buffalo.]

I checked with Mark Ruffalo and he said Bison ain't Buffalo.

[I asked Christophe Waltz and he said it's your fault.]

I asked Christophe Waltz and he said it's your fault.

[If your Roman garment takeaway service isn't called Toga Togo then I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND Caroline.]

If your Roman garment takeaway service isn't called Toga Togo then I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND Caroline.

[I emptied my bank account, I emptied my bowels, I bought me some consonants, I stole me some vowels.]

I emptied my bank account, I emptied my bowels, I bought me some consonants, I stole me some vowels.

[The pen is meatier than the sword. WINK.]

The pen is meatier than the sword. WINK.

[If you can stretch and snap then you can belch and flap. Welcome to the gassy diet where you'll burp your way thin!]

If you can stretch and snap then you can belch and flap. Welcome to the gassy diet where you'll burp your way thin!

[I often wonder why I'm so elderly yet spry. And the answer my friend is blowing by the bins, the answer is blowing people by the bins.]

I often wonder why I'm so elderly yet spry. And the answer my friend is blowing by the bins, the answer is blowing people by the bins.

[Solange sucked lozenges while Mickey Rooney licked the spooney]

Solange sucked lozenges while Mickey Rooney licked the spooney

[Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.]

Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.