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Posts posted by SideofMcG
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I'm making the most of these Boston beans on toast and making the least of this foreskin full of yeast.
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The airplane I just flew in on had broken arm rests. So boy are my arms tired. Did I do that right?
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My frenemy's frenemy is my frfriend.
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If you were me and I was you then who'd be M. Emmet Walsh?
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Tragedy plus Time equals Trimgedy.
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The theory behind Trickle Down Economics also explains why I, in the bottom bunk, used to wake up smelling of my brother's piss.
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An American Tail 3: Fievel Goes QAnon
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If the earth is flat then explain to me how Yahoo Serious' career never took off outside of Australia.
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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Could it be, just like me you were recently tarred and feathered?
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Who knows why the caged bird sings? THE SHADOW KNOWS!
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And when you saw only one set of footprints it was when I had fucked off to get a coffee with my friend Jeff.
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The Hills have Ayes. The Valleys have Neighs. I have turned to crime because crime always pays.
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Can I pay this bill with Ziptocurrency? And by that I mean, the currency I keep in my pants... by which I mean the dollar bills in my pockets.
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Hose me down Rosie, I'm too warm and cosy.
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Bringing home the bacon, ignoring messes that I'm makin'. I'm getting less attention so it's heart attacks I'm fakin'.
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I can't trust you if I can't eat crusts with you
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Cultural Reference + Butt Joke = Catchphrase Superstardom
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In an old school mystery novel, if an accent has been murdered you can be sure the Gerard Butler did it.
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True Crime is great but I'm really into Fictious Law-Abiding podcasts at the minute.
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If you're happy and you know it sit there in self-satisfied silence.
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It might be a Game of Thrones to you but for us throne makers, it's a full time Job of Thrones.
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People of Earth, show me your dirt. People of Mars, sell me your cars.
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I hate that thin selfish muppet. It's all "Mee mee mee!" with that guy.
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You can bring sexy back, I'm bringing this expired yoghurt back.
Mowing the lawn, getting up at dawn, want a vindaloo? I'm having prawn.
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Mowing the lawn, getting up at dawn, want a vindaloo? I'm having prawn.