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Posts posted by mariehorselamp
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Red, brown, yellow, green, and white: a rainbow coalition of bodily fluid
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please, please, please let me let me let me shit where i want this time
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Joker in the streets, al roker in the sheets
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He was the perfect weapon until he became the target. This summer Scott Aukerman is... Pedro Poopstain
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36% off vintage assplugs with the offer code “bang” that’s b-a-n-g and i’ll see you never at the swing club
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Tragedy plus time, plus some broth, plus a potato... mmm baby, you've got a stew going!
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Tragedy plus time, plus some broth, plus a potato... mmm baby, you've got a stew going!
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Shirt Plugs by Marie Horselamp
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Introducing Row-Row-Rodent-Boat, the world's first and only gondola powered by chinchillas!
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every time i try to order pizza i end up just having phone sex, oh god, oh god, oooh my godddd, i'm so hungry
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My name is Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say "Stop the press, stop the press, who is that?" Vicky Vale Vicky Vale
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Hypothesis: I'm a loser; Experiment: I ate chili fries. Conclusion: Yes
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Video evidence of anyone beating my twerk score and I’ll mail you one (1) $5 Starbucks TM gift card
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Send me snapchats on the honor system, meaning... just email me nudes and I promise I’ll delete them later
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Your password must contain a capital letter, an imaginary number, two emoji, a sumerian curse, and a scent memory from your childhood.
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REAL comedy fans pan for flakes of comedy in the Hudson River.
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Hey everybody! My name is Scott and this is Scott Loves Movies!
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gentlemen, we can rebuild him. we have the technology. a robotic weiner
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This is a good song
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fuck my cornbread, marry my gravy, kiss my grits - welcome to comedy ding dang
Somebody come get her, she's dancing like John Ritter
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Somebody come get her, she's dancing like John Ritter