mariehorselamp

Somebody come get her, she's dancing like John Ritter

Red, brown, yellow, green, and white: a rainbow coalition of bodily fluid

please, please, please let me let me let me shit where i want this time

Joker in the streets, al roker in the sheets

He was the perfect weapon until he became the target. This summer Scott Aukerman is... Pedro Poopstain

36% off vintage assplugs with the offer code “bang” that’s b-a-n-g and i’ll see you never at the swing club

Tragedy plus time, plus some broth, plus a potato... mmm baby, you've got a stew going!

Tragedy plus time, plus some broth, plus a potato... mmm baby, you've got a stew going!

Shirt Plugs by Marie Horselamp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POk-uOQSJVk&feature=youtu.be

Introducing Row-Row-Rodent-Boat, the world's first and only gondola powered by chinchillas!

every time i try to order pizza i end up just having phone sex, oh god, oh god, oooh my godddd, i'm so hungry

My name is Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say "Stop the press, stop the press, who is that?" Vicky Vale Vicky Vale

Hypothesis: I'm a loser; Experiment: I ate chili fries. Conclusion: Yes

Your password must contain a capital letter, an imaginary number, two emoji, a sumerian curse, and a scent memory from your childhood.

Video evidence of anyone beating my twerk score and I’ll mail you one (1) $5 Starbucks TM gift card

Send me snapchats on the honor system, meaning... just email me nudes and I promise I’ll delete them later

REAL comedy fans pan for flakes of comedy in the Hudson River.

Hey everybody! My name is Scott and this is Scott Loves Movies!

gentlemen, we can rebuild him. we have the technology. a robotic weiner

this is a good song

This is a good song

fuck my cornbread, marry my gravy, kiss my grits - welcome to comedy ding dang