Roast Beef, Roast Grief, Roast Daddy Lick My Teef

[Roast Beef, Roast Grief, Roast Daddy Lick My Teef]

Roast Beef, Roast Grief, Roast Daddy Lick My Teef

[BLAAPP]

BLAAAPPP

[Is This The Time For Plugs?]

Is This The Time For Plugs?

 

By Yellow Bellied Sullivan

 

https://soundcloud.c...-time-for-plugs

[I'm not a local, but that doesn't mean I can't make a local reference in this catchphrase... Uh... Pizza hotdog fire?]

I'm not a local, but that doesn't mean I can't make a local reference in this catchphrase... Uh... Pizza hotdog fire?

[Working hard, or hardly working, or Chris Hardwick twerking while eating beef jerky?]

Working hard, or hardly working, or Chris Hardwick twerking while eating beef jerky?

[Fade in: We see an old man sobbing outside of a Wendy's. "The sandwich was too spicy!" He cries. Fade out. Roll credits.]

Fade in: We see an old man sobbing outside of a Wendy's. "The sandwich was too spicy!" He cries. Fade out. Roll credits.

[She then buried her head into the bowl of grapes and screamed, "Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!"]

She then buried her head into the bowl of grapes and screamed, "Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!"

[And as I crouched down, I realized that someone had, in fact, stamped a handful of marshmallows into the grey-green carpet of my bedroom.]

And as I crouched down, I realized that someone had, in fact, stamped a handful of marshmallows into the grey-green carpet of my bedroom.

[Recent studies have showed that "lemon" and "women" sort of rhyme.]

Recent studies have showed that "lemon" and "women" sort of rhyme.

[I can't speak Russian, but I have seen 'Fools Rush In' starring Salma Hayek and Matthew Perry.]

I can't speak Russian, but I have seen 'Fools Rush In' starring Salma Hayek and Matthew Perry.

[Behold! The divine light flows through my veins, it's power ripples the very air around me! What say you, blasphemer? What say you, denier of (cont..)]

Behold! The divine light flows through my veins, it's power ripples the very air around me! What say you, blasphemer? What say you, denier of truths? I command you to speak! wag the cursed tongue that has so often lashed out like a vile wet whip, move the lips that have curled into shapes most unholy! Speak I say, or yield to the Almighty!

[I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick the soccerball around with my friends. Only... I don't have any friends. Or bubblegum.]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick the soccerball around with my friends. Only... I don't have any friends... Or bubblegum...

[Betcha Gonna Tell Us Some Plugs]

Betcha Gonna Tell Us Some Plugs by Yellow Bellied Sullivan

 

https://soundcloud.c...l-us-some-plugs

 

Thank You!