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Pleased to meet you, take my card. It's from my grandma and I already took the 15 bucks out of it.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz... That can't be good. Honey, You'd better call my gastroenterologist.
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Police have severed ties with Mcgruff, aparrently he's become pretty hard-boiled as of late as evidenced by his "Rip the throat out of crime" campaign
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Props to Gallagher and Carrot Top, and big props to the cast of "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids".
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Proud to say I won big at the Sundance film festival, ashamed to say it was for a grainy videotape of my large, sad son dancing and I was the only entry and also the only judge.
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Relax, I'm on the case... the pillow case! The case of the man who suffocated his family with a pillow.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember kids, a Snapple a day keeps the Snapple lady banished to Dimension X, or so I read under a particularly ominous cap.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember when Alan Ruck was the horny guy on Spin City? You know what they should have called that character? Alan Intercourse!
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember, when God closes a door, open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Rocking around the Christmas Tree, My seasonal vertigo is kicking in again.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Like Latifah to Levy, you got me straight tripping, boo.
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Sadly, for those suffering from New Wave blindness, there is no Cure.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sadly, women will never break that glass ceiling until they figure out how to get their Wonkavators up to speed.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Seven-zel Washington, Eight-zel Washington, Nine-zel Washington, Ten-zel Washington. What's that add up to? You tell me, you're the Equalizer.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shame! Shame On Big Game Hunter Elmer Fudd. I mean, How hard is it to find a speech therapist?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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She had eaten every item in that McDonalds, the entire menu; and from that day on, that fiery country redhead would be known as Reba McEntire.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb And no other fingers because her dumb hand is deformed.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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She was no Warrior Princess but she sure could dribble fruit punch out of her mouth. Such was the life of Juicy Jawless.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shout out to Atlas, the original over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shout-out to Billy Crudup, your name could've been Billy Crap-up or even Billy Shit-up, but you kept things classy... Priceless
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sir please, sit down! Those boots are in no way made for walking.
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Sir, I appreciate the anal sex and the handjob but what I actually asked was "Is Jack Reacher around?"
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sir! Alms for the poor does not mean almonds and almonds is not slang for your testicles, now please remove them from the collection plate.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Slap those shoes on your knees, Dreyfuss. It's time for KrippenDorf on Golf.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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