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Do androids short out their electric sheep if they have wet dreams?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sorry for kicking you in the family jewels but you have to admit your scrotum's a weird place to keep diamond encrusted heirlooms.
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It's Christmastime at Ikea, you can tell because the Elf has his little Swedish meatballs resting on the Ekby Bjärnum shelving unit.
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The DVD has descriptions of how far apart all the actors are standing in each scene. It's under the spatial features.
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The first attempt to film "Almost Famous" was a complete failure. That's the last time we hire Camera-Off Crowe.
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My favorite Beat-off poet is Jack-Off KeroWhack-off.
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I'll miss you my little dumpling, but you were a cruel and wonton woman, small, Chinese and filled with meat.
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I WISH we could afford Elijah Wood, we had to settle for Elijah laminate.
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I had unprotected sex with a pizza, got a real case of the Noids. Could this have been avoided? Not if you saw this pizza.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Rocking around the Christmas Tree, My seasonal vertigo is kicking in again.
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Dear J.K. Rowling, thanks to you my pig died. Any time I tried to google my hog's warts all I got was your dumb, wizardy story-books for nerds.
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Halle! Halle, it's Frank. Your cousin, Frank N Berry. You know that new strawberry-flavored cereal you're looking for? Well, eat this shit!
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Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Careful Lana, the last name Lang is on the Fritz. Today on "A Tale of Two Metropolises"
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Hey ladies, stop by my singles mixer. It's gonna be like Avril Lavigne's belt. Full of studs.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh, you miss the beloved Canadian comedian John Candy, I was worried something had happened to the stash of sweets I keep hidden in my toilet.
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Remember kids, a Snapple a day keeps the Snapple lady banished to Dimension X, or so I read under a particularly ominous cap.
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Mama said knock you up, So LL Cool J didn't pull out, making him quite right about it not being a cum back.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.
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Police have severed ties with Mcgruff, aparrently he's become pretty hard-boiled as of late as evidenced by his "Rip the throat out of crime" campaign
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh, when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson do it it's hilarious but when I crash my way into a wedding I "ran over the bride's mother and crippled her".
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Take me down to the overpriced city where the gas costs tons a beer's 12.50
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Book club recommendation: Leo Tolstoy's 1869 novel about the conflict between Dick Tracy and Bulworth, War and Beatty.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Let us not forget American folk hero Johnny Human-seed, arrested for lewd conduct in all 50 of these United States.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My neighbors will forgive me for spying on them while they change. I recently lost my husband and am entitled to a widow's peek.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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