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My lawyer was a real shark, unfortunately he passed away from being out of the water for my lengthy trial.
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George Washington's son Lonnie was a thick boy, that's why they called him Dense L. Washington.
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Chris Kattan has changed his tune and now Mango is very open to being a-toucha'd
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I can count on one hand the amount of warts I have. 47 on the left hand alone!
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Relax, I'm on the case... the pillow case! The case of the man who suffocated his family with a pillow.
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Dear Yelp, Sure they fixed my sink, but then these plumbers punched all my bricks and killed all my turtles. Two stars- Which, coincidentally, made them start running around like goddamn maniacs.
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I used to love when Kramer would come bursting through that door, shouting the n-word with reckless abandon.
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Call me a hungry hungry hippo because I just love gobbling up as many little white balls as I can.
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Hey Vern, It's Ernest... Hemingway! You've got to come quickly, it looks as though the renowned literary heavyweight shot himself! Know what I mean, Vern?
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You've got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them, these are just some of the fundamentals of pants ownership.
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If I may quote the great English comic writer Alan Moore from his seminal graphic novel, "Who Fights the Foo Fighters?"
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I was excited for the new Star Wars until I learned Star Jones is barely even in it.
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Proud to say I won big at the Sundance film festival, ashamed to say it was for a grainy videotape of my large, sad son dancing and I was the only entry and also the only judge.
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Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash, but we do have whatever a Galecki is!
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was on the set of Ocean's 12. Boy was Matt Damon's face red, as was the devil's.
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Michael Jordan gave him a run for his money, but ultimately Adolf Hitler was the Michael Jordan of little Hitler mustaches.
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Jaywalking is no joke. It's a crime, you denim buffoon.
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I remember when MTV used to stand for Music Television and VH1 used to stand for Vehicular Homicide 1.
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I'm a puckered little brown hole where the shit comes out. Am I the asshole?
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I guess I must be the idiot because the Navy seems to think my popped eye would make me an inferior sailor man.
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I don't practice Santeria, I'm just THAT good at it.
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