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Topics posted by Pat Chaddams
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Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear diary, My antlers have grown since I was a young buck. I hope to impress the cute doe from the woods with my swelled neck for the mating season.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear Fox, I just finished watching all of Malcolm in The Middle and wish to complain about 943 shots which feature Malcolm on the left or right.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear J.K. Rowling, thanks to you my pig died. Any time I tried to google my hog's warts all I got was your dumb, wizardy story-books for nerds.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear MTV, I wish to complain about one of your products. I recently tried a tub of your popcorn. It was very hard to eat and seemed overall worthless
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear penthouse forum, When decorating a top floor apartment is it considered tacky to have two bay windows? follow up, how horny does that make you?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear Yelp, Sure they fixed my sink, but then these plumbers punched all my bricks and killed all my turtles. Two stars- Which, coincidentally, made them start running around like goddamn maniacs.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dearest Wife, Please prepare my burial bucket-hat, for I fear I have contracted a fatal case of the dreamer's disease.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Depending on the length of your blinks, Daniel Day Lewis might have a blink-and-you'll-miss-it role in Lincoln.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Destitute Bosstones wander the streets. Oh, how the mighty mighty have fallen.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven? Because I heard most of your bones break. Also, it kinda looked like you were on the roof, not in heaven.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did Willie Nelson not get the memo about the amount of country allowed for old men?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you know "You're So Vain" is actually about Dave Coulier. It's a fact! And the vein in question? The main vein.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you know it's called a murder of crows? Yup, when I killed all those birds they tell me I committed a murder of crows.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you know the male cat carries the babies and it's got no penis at all and it's got a vagina.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Do androids short out their electric sheep if they have wet dreams?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, Rage Against the Machine fuckin' shreds, dude.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Do you think a dog's ever like "New bone, who dis?" Or do you think dogs can't talk and even if they could there's no reason their bones would function as telephones?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Doctor Scholls, give me the news. I've got a bad pair of orthopedic shoes.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Does whatever a spider can, huh? Can you shake 8 hands at once, Spiderman? Or are you a dirty fucking web-headed liar?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don't be bringing those outdated references around here or I'll be telling you "You are the weakest link. Goodbye"
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, What do you do? Snort Cocaine. Something tells me you're familiar with it, Adam Ant.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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