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Topics posted by Pat Chaddams
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They call it Panda Express but it took them hours to procure me the panda meat I requested. God bless 'em though, they did it and they did it well.
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I used to love the Simpsons but things really went downhill after Ron and Nicole got killed off.
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I totally ghosted my last girlfriend. Well, I mean... She's a ghost now.
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When I work with naked skeletons I tend to take a bare bones approach. Did I mention I work with naked skeletons? My job's PRETTY fucked up.
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Relax, I'm on the case... the pillow case! The case of the man who suffocated his family with a pillow.
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Sorry handicapped friends, I'm leaving you behind. You don't dance, and if you don't dance then you're no friends of mine.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'll miss you my little dumpling, but you were a cruel and wonton woman, small, Chinese and filled with meat.
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Sorry we can't help with your turtle monsters, but we'll take a look at that sink for ya. We're Frank and Dan, The Acceptable Mario Brothers.
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Which member of the Black Eyed Peas was in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Rio? I'll check Will I.M.D.B.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How many Hamiltons is it gonna cost me to upgrade to the Lin-Automatic Miranda
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It's Christmastime at Ikea, you can tell because the Elf has his little Swedish meatballs resting on the Ekby Bjärnum shelving unit.
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No no, I've never served in the Military. I'm Gastrointestinal Joe.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you know the male cat carries the babies and it's got no penis at all and it's got a vagina.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wait a second. You're telling me Tom Hanks, the typewriter enthusiast, is an actor too!? ...Chet Haze's dad!?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You've never thought of me as a Peeping Tom, watching you from the tree outside your bedroom? I'm gonna go out and a limb here and prove you wrong.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I had unprotected sex with a pizza, got a real case of the Noids. Could this have been avoided? Not if you saw this pizza.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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All the poop came out of the holes all over my shoe like a god-damn play-doh spaghetti factory. It was a real croc of shit.
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It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and Toyota. What the hell is a Steve Corolla, anyway?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wow, England, 2016. Allow me to speak some Modern English to you, I'll just stretch my hands across the sea and melt with you.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You might say I Eat, Pray, Loved this movie. That concludes my review of The Godfather. Next up, Godzilla. You might say I Eat, Pray, Loved this movie
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Listen, whatever Hot Cheetos do in the privacy of their own home is fine but I wish they'd stop sashaying around, flaunting it in my face.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Alright Jeremy, Good luck with your mangled hand surgery. We'll keep our fingers-... We'll hope it works.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey you, nice boobies. Sorry, I'm not as good at this as my brother. I'm a real Ron Juan.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I went into a coma April 16th, 2015. How did Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 perform at the box office and have there been any more entries in the Blart-iverse?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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