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  1. AdultContemporaryJizz
    Sleep away camp, but I’m a champ, no idea why my pants are damp.
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    The world will be my oyster once outside of this cloister. Nun would be better, so could be Habit forming.
  3. AdultContemporaryJizz
    The moon is waning, but I’m not complaining. I don’t like people seeing my butt.
  4. AdultContemporaryJizz
    A Tisket A Tasket, who took a crap in my basket?
  5. AdultContemporaryJizz
    Tompkins delight without fear or fright is a jiggly giggly entertainment with might
  6. AdultContemporaryJizz
    No matter how hard his day, Wolverine could always find solace in an Adam Ant Anthem.
  7. AdultContemporaryJizz
    Steve Miller’s second pet flew better than his beagle.
  8. AdultContemporaryJizz
    A mouse in a house, a rat in a frat, college admits no wrongdoing in the cat who is fat.
  9. AdultContemporaryJizz
    Bah bah smack sheep, I wool like a hit
  10. AdultContemporaryJizz
    Put a fart in a tart, the surest way to a man’s heart.
  11. AdultContemporaryJizz
    1 potato, 2 potato, 4. 3 went rolling right out the door.
  12. AdultContemporaryJizz
    I once knew a man from Nantucket. We eventually drifted apart, but we still keep in touch, especially around the holidays.
  13. AdultContemporaryJizz
    I’m a little Pol Pot, short and stout. People tend to die, whenever I pout.
  14. AdultContemporaryJizz
    A Triscuit, a gasket, I’ve got motor parts in my cracker basket.
  15. AdultContemporaryJizz
    To bee or not to bee, either way be a bug with me.
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