ThomasWSumnersIII
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Reading between the lines is an easy was to never finish a book.
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Welcome to the Danger Zone. The Auto Zone is now on the corner of Jefferson and Main.
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I ordered a BLT not DMT, you dyslexic time leviathan, now gather your tentacles and go sludge your wares some place else.
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Unlike the Admiral; Captain Gooselips softly admired my seminal vesicles.
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I found the mattress by the pontoon boat sliding toward her colon.
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My recollection is kinda murky how bout you grease these palms so I can jerk my way to a memory.
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Sonny Rollins used to play his sax on the Bridge to Tarabithia.
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I'm an Aeries but my true self is a monster truck.
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Buffalo Bill Cody is no nonsense, but his Snapchat says otherwise.
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The Jesus lizard hissed at the demon snake, as it dissolved into the plains.
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Orson Welles begins welling up over the sight of Randy Orton
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Jack and Jill went down the hill, to fetch a pail of freedom
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I like my dicks how I like my catchphrase, clunky and elongated.
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Mark my words and Jacob my ladder, I have to pee, there goes my bladder.
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The Wolfman can't sing karaoke, but he sure can cut a rug.
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Crispus Attucks found me shufflin the deck of a lesser being.
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You cant drink in sorority houses, but manners are more than welcome.
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I reckon he was out back, lookin' for a dame worth neckin'.
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The Devil is in the Details, so hurry up and exorcize that zine Father John Misty
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Shave me with your razor clam arms Captain Barbados
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It seems you can't make heads or tails of seeing your ass from your elbow.
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