Edward James Almost
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Katy Perry is Twitter's most followed person but I'M still most followed in Claire's at the mall. You don't need a daughter to browse, Officer Blart
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Brad and Larry were brutally murdered by Oliver while Emma stayed completely out of it. Now that's what I call killing two Birds with one Stone.
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Ghostbusters ruined my childhood! Y'see, my mom was the ghost that blew Dan Aykroyd. And my dad, you guessed it, Ol' Onionhead himself, Slimer.
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Her name's Nat-Geo and she's included in your plan. Just like the Disney Channel and the TV Land.
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I have nothing to declare but my genius... Well, that and the sixteen rare birds strapped to my body.
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Let me play Devil's Advocate for a second- "Blah, blah, blah I'm Keanu Reeves, Pacino's alright with me!"
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I love it when a plan comes together. Did I say "a plan"? I meant "the young couple across the street".
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