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Maybe this is why Jason is single?

I just watched this again on Netflix last night. I couldn't stop. I also noticed more of the lines from the movie. A lot of great ones on IMDB, but this exchange might be my favorite. Packard Walsh: What he's got is an ass full of trouble. Skank: Yeah, it's about time we got into somebody's ass, huh, guys? Gutterboy: Yeah, we'll beat him like a red-headed step-child! Skank: I'm gonna knock his ass lower than whale shit. I also checked out the cover of the movie. I don't think these characters were together in this pose. I mean, why would they have been?

It was earlier in his career, but Sir Nicolas Cage won an Oscar and still had time to go insane. Have faith.

I have Cox as my cable provider. They currently have a lot of Seagal and JCVD films on demand. The Seagal films got old quickly, but JCVD's are timeless. This movie is pretty great. Ridiculous, but pretty great. I think this would fall under the category of absurd and fun movies rather than the ones that are just bad, like The Wraith. Per Roger Ebert: "Sudden Death isn't about common sense. It's about the manipulation of action and special-effects sequences to create a thriller effect, and at that it's pretty good." Also, the number of major hockey players who appeared in this film is astounding. I mean, not that it's impossibly difficult to get pro athletes, but to get guys like Mario Lemieux and Luc Robitaille in their prime is amazing.

This movie gets my vote solely for the fact that it's the only slasher film from Walt Disney. Walt Disney. I mean, it's only PG-13, but...Walt Disney. So strange. Also, the theatrical cut is a meager 85 minutes? 15 extra for the director's cut. I think this may have the longest Wikipedia write-up that I've ever seen for a film. https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Stay_Alive

I only recently found out about this movie, unless it's one I crossed over and forgot all about. Definitely great that the crew took this one up. Oh, and Sherilyn Fenn is a total babe in this one.

Even when I have to stoop to shtup, I refuse to implore that whore who's a bore and lives on my floor.

Ear plugs, hair plugs and butt plugs. Oh my!

I'm Creepin on ah Come Up when I stroke my boner in harmony with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony.

Aggressively supporting Trump is not Scott Baio's greatest sin. Remember Joanie Loves Chachi?

Yeah, I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. Like my American Indian friends, I'm a wolf who uses all parts of animals I kill. Check out my rabbit hat!

"Corn." --Colfax McLiverneck

Fine, if we want to get into professions, here we go. As a Running Man, I'm on board with everything that happens in this movie.

The worst part of my mail-order bride? She can't cook and didn't come with a return envelope. Hey!

I wrote a limerick on fish sticks, but that schtick drops like a brick versus "take out your dicks."

Coming this fall, the new HBO original "Behind the Chupacabra." A man's journey for love, and the Mexican goat-sucker.

I'm gay and I'm leaving you for my workout partner Dave. Ugh, stupid autocorrect. I meant "Laura, I love you and will see you at 7."

Crispin Glover is my co-pilot.

This film came out when I was 7 or 8 years old. I'm not sure if I saw it then, but considering my parents were a bit too hands-off when it came to what I watched, it's absolutely possible I saw this before the age of 10. Just like other Arnold movies. I love him. I think this one and Commando are my favorites, as is Total Recall. Conan the Barbarian? Pure gold. Pumping Iron is a must for Arnold fans...and people with a pulse. Agreed on the enthusiasm level. Jason seemed keyed in early on, but it waned. I don't get their excitement for the Fast & Furious franchise. Those are some of my least favorite episodes, but I listen, because it's HDTGM. Yeah, they're insane and they keep switching up the films, but I don't get the intrigue. You nailed it with Arnie vs. Vin. I don't understand having any interest in Vin at all. Arnold is a beast and says ridiculous lines, but he has charisma and charm that Vin seems to completely lack.

Leonard Matlin said of this film, "... for those who favor fast cars and lots of noise." I mean, if the Fast & Furious franchise can be done in multiple iterations, I think this one has a shot.

Another item on this masterpiece film. I was hoping the crew would have some of the Dynamo actor's biography. Pretty interesting guy, and he unfortunately died just before the film came out. Erland Philip Peter Van Lidth De Jeude --From Dutch nobility lineage --BS in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering from MIT --Wrestler and actor at MIT --Worked in IT and was an alternate heavyweight wrestler in the 1976 Olympics --Bronze medalist in 1978 international wrestling competition --Taught computer programming at a community college concurrently with his acting work --Studied to be a Heldenbaritone, German operatic baritone --Played a mass murderer in Stir Crazy (Wilder/Pryor)

This movie is fantastic. I was a little disappointed with Jason's initial enthusiasm waning by the end recommendation. I'm also disappointed that they didn't pull out more lines from the movie. There are some real gems. Amber Mendez: Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii. Ben Richards: I had the shirt for it, but you fucked it up. Ben Richards: I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach & break your god damn spine! Tony: The Justice Department's calling every ten minutes. Damon Killian: Just give them an evasive answer. Tell them to go fuck themselves. And my personal favorite... Ben Richards: Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

Just like different races, tacos and pizza are two things that should never be combined. Trump's America, guys.

It's time to retire time-lapse photography. The replacement? Prolapse photography! Dropping in the app store soon!

The safe word is milkshake.