New Catchphrase Suggestion #103,256

[New Catchphrase Suggestion #103,256]

New Catchphrase Suggestion #103,256

[Hot Saucerman- The Story of the World Famous Scottabot (The Widow Howlapp Chronicles): The Scott Aukerman Autobiography, ghost written by Reggie Watts]

Hot Saucerman- The Story of the World Famous Scottabot (The Widow Howlapp Chronicles): The Scott Aukerman Autobiography, ghost written by Reggie Watts

[Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, and she never was quite the same after that.]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, and she never was quite the same after that.

[What are you doing in my swamp?!]

What are you doing in my swamp?!

[Vape Life]

Vape Life

[And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee, and more often than not, challenge you to a staring contest.]

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee, and more often than not, challenge you to a staring contest.

[TheVoblex v Shampoodler: Dawn of Justice - No matter who wins, everyone loses.]

TheVoblex v Shampoodler: Dawn of Justice - No matter who wins, everyone loses.

[Comedy Bang Bang VR: Now you can feel what it's like to be inside Scott Aukerman!]

Comedy Bang Bang VR: Now you can feel what it's like to be inside Scott Aukerman!

[Hail HYDRA]

Hail HYDRA

[Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is....]

Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is the downfall of society, the extinction of humanity, the decay of the planet, and the inevitable heat-death of the universe. Or a hot wheels.

[You win some, you lose some, you Dim Sum. That's life.]

You win some, you lose some, you Dim Sum. That's life.

[When in doubt, Earwolf out.]

When in doubt, Earwolf out.

[I should be working, but instead, I'm working on Comedy Bang Bang Catchphrase submissions.]

I should be working, but instead, I'm working on Comedy Bang Bang Catchphrase submissions.

[Catchingphrase - a well-known sentence or phrase, typically one that is associated with a particular famous person, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.]

Catchingphrase - a well-known sentence or phrase, typically one that is associated with a particular famous person, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

[The last person who sent Scott Aukerman a Would You Rather submission at his home address was never heard from again.]

The last person who sent Scott Aukerman a Would You Rather submission at his home address was never heard from again.

[My fellow Heynongmans, ask not what your Comedy Bang Bang can do for you, ask what you can do for your Comedy Bang Bang.]

My fellow Heynongmans, ask not what your Comedy Bang Bang can do for you, ask what you can do for your Comedy Bang Bang.

[God-Toh-Pu-Stahw]

God-Toh-Pu-Stahw

[Next week on Running Wild with Bear Grylls, watch Scott Aukerman climb a mountain, and eat Chupacabra's left kidney.]

Next week on Running Wild with Bear Grylls, watch Scott Aukerman climb a mountain, and eat Chupacabra's left kidney.

[Cody had just started his first day as engineer at Comedy Bang Bang, and he was already starting to think this had been a terrible idea. It was after]

Cody had just started his first day as engineer at Comedy Bang Bang, and he was already starting to think this had been a terrible idea. It was after the 6th time Scott Aukerman forgot who he was and told him to go handle the Craft Services table, and after Reggie almost ate his left leg thinking it a was a deli sub from Quiznos, that Cody realized maybe that crazy guy in the back room calling himself Andrew Lloyd Weber was right, and he should try out for a production at a local theater. Cody had heard that a new Don DiMello show was in town, Disney's Frozen at the Pasadena FairyTale Theatre, and thought he might give it a try. Hmm.. it's tough being Engineer Cody.

[I Tawt I Taw a Side-by-Side. But I could be wrong...]

I Tawt I Taw a Side-by-Side. But I could be wrong...

[Okay, I've heard of a Solo Bolo. I've listened to a Solo Bolo: Dos Lo. My earballs have even experienced a Solo Bolo: Trolo. But a Solo Bolo Cuatrolo?]

Okay, I've heard of a Solo Bolo. I've listened to a Solo Bolo: Dos Lo. My earballs have even experienced a Solo Bolo: Trolo. But a Solo Bolo Cuatrolo?

[Oh, boy, does that mini-fridge-sized-box look like it might contain an amazing mattress with 10" of foam layers! This catchphrase sponsored by Leesa M]

Oh, boy, does that mini-fridge-sized-box look like it might contain an amazing mattress with 10" of foam layers! This catchphrase sponsored by Leesa Mattress.

[ZappStraightToit.com - Coming soon to an interwebs near you.]

ZappStraightToit.com - Coming soon to an interwebs near you.

[There once was a man from Nantucket. Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Unfortunately for the good citizens of Nantucket, this man turned out to be a]

There once was a man from Nantucket. Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Unfortunately for the good citizens of Nantucket, this man turned out to be a mass murderer.

[Comedy Bang Bang: Slippery When Wet]

Comedy Bang Bang: Slippery When Wet