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  1. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    In space no one can hear you scream, so shut up, I'm trying to hypersleep over here!
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    There is no place like Home Depot

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    There is no place like Home Depot
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    You think I'm a buddy cop action comedy film? You should see The Other Guys
  4. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Life is short, smile while you still got teeth. This is a warning, I'm the Toothfairy.
  5. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    I don't claim you can have a better time with GlorpSchlum than without it, but why take chances. GlorpSchlorp, it works every time!
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    Get yourself a binary code that can do both, get yourself a library goat that can chew toast
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    Enhance my pants and zoom in on that bad-boy

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    Enhance my pants and zoom in on that bad-boy
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    I was a but a nut-boy when i first laid my eyes on yo ass, now I'm a fully grown Klump!
  9. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    "Giant Steps" in the streets, "A Love Supreme" in the sheets and "Kind of Blue" after soloing all over my pants
  10. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Say what you will about the karate kid, but you can't deny he's got chops!
  11. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Hold your donkeys and pardon my french fries, but please don't eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck
  12. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Thots and prayers to all the players, Best wishes to all the bishes!
  13. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Gotta get back in time for tea and biscuits with tea-mommy and biscuit-daddy!
  14. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    #Hashton Kutcher and Two and a Half years in the slammer for possession of Jobs!
  15. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    The Royal Tannin' Bums, starring Goop and a crazy Road Lizard!
  16. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, The Batting Gentleman
  17. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    I'm just a teenage dirtbag, forcing you to listen to a torture device, baby!
  18. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Breaker, breaker! Don't muck around with an 18 wheel trucker, he's got a CB radio and a hundred friends who just might get mad!
  19. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Milk my peen or pee in my milk but please don't stop me eatin'
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    Chest-nut Checkers Inc. - "We're not that kind of company"
  21. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles
    Chest-nut Checkers - "Checking the quality of deez nuts!"
  22. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles

    Let's talk gardening, baby duck-o!

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    Let's talk gardening, baby duck-o!
  23. Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles

    Lets talk gardening, baby duck-o!

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