In space no one can hear you scream, so shut up, I'm trying to hypersleep over here!

[In space no one can hear you scream, so shut up, I'm trying to hypersleep over here!]

In space no one can hear you scream, so shut up, I'm trying to hypersleep over here!

[There is no place like Home Depot]

There is no place like Home Depot

[You think I'm a buddy cop action comedy film? You should see The Other Guys]

You think I'm a buddy cop action comedy film? You should see The Other Guys

[Life is short, smile while you still got teeth. This is a warning, I'm the Toothfairy.]

Life is short, smile while you still got teeth. This is a warning, I'm the Toothfairy.

[I don't claim you can have a better time with GlorpSchlum than without it, but why take chances. GlorpSchlorp, it works every time!]

I don't claim you can have a better time with GlorpSchlum than without it, but why take chances. GlorpSchlorp, it works every time!  

[Get yourself a binary code that can do both, get yourself a library goat that can chew toast]

Get yourself a binary code that can do both, get yourself a library goat that can chew toast

[Enhance my pants and zoom in on that bad-boy]

Enhance my pants and zoom in on that bad-boy

[I was a but a nut-boy when i first laid my eyes on yo ass, now I'm a fully grown Klump!]

I was a but a nut-boy when i first laid my eyes on yo ass, now I'm a fully grown Klump!

["Giant Steps" in the streets, "A Love Supreme" in the sheets and "Kind of Blue" after soloing all over my pants]

"Giant Steps" in the streets, "A Love Supreme" in the sheets and "Kind of Blue" after soloing all over my pants

[Say what you will about the karate kid, but you can't deny he's got chops!]

Say what you will about the karate kid, but you can't deny he's got chops!

[Hold your donkeys and pardon my french fries, but please don't eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck]

Hold your donkeys and pardon my french fries, but please don't eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck

[Thots and prayers to all the players, Best wishes to all the bishes!]

Thots and prayers to all the players, Best wishes to all the bishes!

[Gotta get back in time for tea and biscuits with tea-mommy and biscuit-daddy!]

Gotta get back in time for tea and biscuits with tea-mommy and biscuit-daddy!

[#Hashton Kutcher and Two and a Half years in the slammer for possession of Jobs!]

#Hashton Kutcher and Two and a Half years in the slammer for possession of Jobs!

[The Royal Tannin' Bums, starring Goop and a crazy Road Lizard!]

The Royal Tannin' Bums, starring Goop and a crazy Road Lizard!

[NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, The Batting Gentleman]

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, The Batting Gentleman

[I'm just a teenage dirtbag, forcing you to listen to a torture device, baby!]

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, forcing you to listen to a torture device, baby!

[Breaker, breaker! Don't muck around with an 18 wheel trucker, he's got a CB radio and a hundred friends who just might get mad!]

Breaker, breaker! Don't muck around with an 18 wheel trucker, he's got a CB radio and a hundred friends who just might get mad!

[Milk my peen or pee in my milk but please don't stop me eatin']

Milk my peen or pee in my milk but please don't stop me eatin'

[Chest-nut Checkers Inc. - "We're not that kind of company"]

Chest-nut Checkers Inc. - "We're not that kind of company"

[Chest-nut Checkers - "Checking the quality of deez nuts!"]

Chest-nut Checkers - "Checking the quality of deez nuts!"

[Let's talk gardening, baby duck-o!]

Let's talk gardening, baby duck-o!

[Lets talk gardening, baby duck-o!]

[My dairy farm is a good one! what? I'm Cow Slaughterman]

[Hello? Is anyone there? Billy? I'm Dumb Blonderman]