Horse For A Brother
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Make sure to put on a jacket if you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Lima. It's Chile outside.
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Cinderella leave your girl with a friend, cuz it's 11:30 and the club is pumpkin, pumpkin
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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into something more comfortable
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If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor and tell him that most elections last much longer than 4 hours
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A comma is the difference between "You'll never get me Lucky Charms" and "You'll never get ME, Lucky Charms!"
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They say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Jokes on them because...
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"The lesser of two evils?" I think you mean "10 Items or FEWER."
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A hostage situation is a chilling scenario. A couple bean bags and an N64 with your buds is a CHILLIN' scenario
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The eleventh commandment is to give me smooches on my slimy belly
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"Love in an elevator?" More like "Dove in a Telestrator"
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The Brigadier General stuck his rigid, sheer genitals in my whippet's seared Beneful
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Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"
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It's fun to scoff at the people in line at the Redbox as I return my Garfield comics to the Readbox (the library).
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I like the Super Bowl, but, as the owner of a stew-centric catering company, I prefer to soup her bowl.
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Men turning into women! women turning into men! The lack of signage at this 4-way stop has affected drivers of every gender
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Boss Hogg's Hoss Bog got snogged on a hops blog
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I go to the depressed horror icon store for the low (Vincent) Prices
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Bagels and lox did kegels in socks and all of it happened in Tula
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I'm just an abandoned factory standing in front of a heavy metal band asking them to take pictures inside of me
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"I've got no skin in this game," said the man who was watching a sports event he didn't care about who was also a skeleton
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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle on his mother's side through marriage
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you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it
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