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    Hot Take: Bebop and Rocksteady were a loving gay couple and they should be allowed to adopt Michelangelo

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    Make sure to put on a jacket if you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Lima. It's Chile outside.

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    Fire Hydrant Jim really lived up to his name when we screwed his head off and blood just sprayed for hours while the neighborhood children cooled off

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    Being world-famous is better than my brother who is known the world around for being spun off of a merry-go-round. He is "whirled famous"

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    The eleventh commandment is to give me smooches on my slimy belly

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    Trumbo, Dumbo, and Columbo wear Umbro with Mutombo...Dikembe Mutombo that is, baby!

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    Baseball legend Rollie Fingers fingered me in Raleigh

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    Mama, get the cough syrup! Pa's coughs are spelling out Satanic prayers in Morse code again!

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    I heard this Taco Bell was serving horse meat, so I'm leaving...Because I heard the Taco Bell across town still is and I need me my horse tacos!

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    If the car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. If the trains a chuggin', keep on tuggin'.

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    I got head full of pudding, a belly full of whiskey and a handful of options for where to attend university

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    Well I'll be a monkey's uncle on his mother's side through marriage

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    A hostage situation is a chilling scenario. A couple bean bags and an N64 with your buds is a CHILLIN' scenario

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    One for my master? One for my dame? Seems like BDSM is really my game.

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    A comma is the difference between "You'll never get me Lucky Charms" and "You'll never get ME, Lucky Charms!"

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    Go and retrieve your posterior from the Bottom shelf, the shelf which holds bottoms and is also deceptively high off the ground.

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    T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Only 9 Ts Kids will remember this.

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    Halliburton, Schmalliburton, I just know Daddy needs his bazookas!

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    Hot sauce hot sauce everywhere

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    "The lesser of two evils?" I think you mean "10 Items or FEWER."

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    "I don't give an 'F!'l Vanna White shouted as she stomped off the set of her game show

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    It's fun to scoff at the people in line at the Redbox as I return my Garfield comics to the Readbox (the library).

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    A relevant, eloquent elephant is out of a pelican’s element, but an amateur, lacking-words pachyderm is square in a flapping birds aperture.

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    I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.

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    Call me today, call me tomorrow, just don't call me Late for dinner. That'll summon the hell beast

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