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    I'm just an abandoned factory standing in front of a heavy metal band asking them to take pictures inside of me

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    Sesame Street was a false flag operation and I've gotta be the one to blow this thing wide open

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    It may be true that you've been through the desert on a horse, but he has a name and it's beautiful.

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    The Brigadier General stuck his rigid, sheer genitals in my whippet's seared Beneful

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    Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"

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    Bill, bored of all the billboards, placed his car note on the bill board, while a duck with a bill boarded a flight that disappeared over Paraguay

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    Escalator? I'd rather use the EscaNOW

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    Make sure to put on a jacket if you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Lima. It's Chile outside.

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    Not all who wander are lost, but all who launder are WASPs

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    Ball? Peen? Hammer? This Home Depot used to be a Sandwich shop!

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    There's no thrill like making live television, except for literally any life-threatening activity or event.

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    We finally found the friend you made out of old bread. It seems we've reached a stalemate

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    Bad news, boys: You really blew that news broadcast

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    Then it hit me. Then It folded me in half. Then It turned into a giant spider demon that we killed right before our underground sewer orgy.

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    Stop the presses, french, bench or otherwise. Mama's hambone performance is back on.

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    His actions were unconscionable. His attempts to give a marine mollusk leg bones were un-conch-shin-able

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    Call me today, call me tomorrow, just don't call me Late for dinner. That'll summon the hell beast

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    Mama, get the cough syrup! Pa's coughs are spelling out Satanic prayers in Morse code again!

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    A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush of the bird in the hand is Larry Bird and the two in the bush are regular birds and its a basketball game.

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    Please Brer Bear, don't throw me into that there nicotine patch

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    If you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Santiago, make sure to put on a jacket. It's Chile outside.

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    The show, "Man Fixes His Hair" has been running for an unprecedented 36 season on a little network I like to call, "My Mirror"

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    Everybody come look at Grandaddy Hanratty's Bland Khaki Man Patties

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    Halliburton, Schmalliburton, I just know Daddy needs his bazookas!

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    My self owns my cell phones. Mice. Elf. Oh no, this was uncalled for.

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