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    I walk into the store, find the perfect rectangular container for my things, but that's best case scenario

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    I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.

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    I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?

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    I'm just an abandoned factory standing in front of a heavy metal band asking them to take pictures inside of me

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    I'm no longer impressed by how you disparage Disney's 2007 film starring Amy Adams. In other words, I'm disenchanted with the way you diss "Enchanted"

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    Idle hands are the Devil’s playthings, but Eric Idle’s hands are another story

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    If Goofy was a dog who could talk, but Pluto was a dog who couldn't talk, why do I still get incredibly turned on by both of them.

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    If the car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. If the trains a chuggin', keep on tuggin'.

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    If the forum reaches a quorum then ignore 'em at Purim

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    If you see the police, Malcolm Jamal-Warn-A-Brotha!

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    If you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Santiago, make sure to put on a jacket. It's Chile outside.

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    If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor and tell him that most elections last much longer than 4 hours

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    It may be true that you've been through the desert on a horse, but he has a name and it's beautiful.

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    It's all Greek to me...and to everyone else in this agreeing restaurant in beautiful, old Athens, a city in Greece

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    It's fun to scoff at the people in line at the Redbox as I return my Garfield comics to the Readbox (the library).

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    It’s actually pronounced “Fuh-toshop” in the original Vietnamese

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    Make sure to put on a jacket if you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Lima. It's Chile outside.

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    Mama, get the cough syrup! Pa's coughs are spelling out Satanic prayers in Morse code again!

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    Men turning into women! women turning into men! The lack of signage at this 4-way stop has affected drivers of every gender

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    My addiction to John Carney films ruined my life. John Carney films: Not even "Once"

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    My dog keeps telling me I'm crazy, but I'll really show him when I prove that I've never owned a dog

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    My favorite emotion is faking devotion to save Billy Ocean from bathing in lotion

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    My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless

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    My new favorite commercial is where the lady referee ALSO eats the Jamie Lee Curtis poop yogurt

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    My poker shop is overstocked with polka-dotted soda pop and also those playing cards with Al-Qaida members on them

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