The Shrekronomicon

Dear Scoop Troop, You rock. That is all.

email list is real"DURRRRR

Black Mirror's White Christmas.Is what I think you meant to say.

Explain yourself.

All ghosts have just been granted access to all Earwolf forum boards and topics. Both Peep and for real ones. Your mouse cursor (or should I say CURSE-or) is the planchette. Do you dare to play? This is not the version they sell in Toys' R'Us, folks. What will the ghosties tell you? Can you resist?

Finally got a chance to listen to Hayes, Sean, and Julie on Tom's show this week. I fell asleep before the live show starte so I felt bad about that but I did download and save it to the little scrapbook folder on my desktop labeled "Far East Movement". That seemed to be a turning point in meta story arc this last year (I may be using the word meta incorrectly) and among other things I've always been a bit of an archivist. Not so much for myself since I sometimes think my memory is less of a gift than a curse, but for the history books. History Clouds? However they keep track of stuff in the future. Everyone was really great and even the callers seemed like they were trying out some new things which I think is pretty cool. I'm willing to let a meme die if it means less anguish for a fellow fan and forum member so I won't perpetuate the bussin on Chanson anymore either. mikethehuman, ur chill af, no thx needed. Happy Fri. 13 everyone, be safe today and stay away from lakes, forests, and fuckin'.

...and Joe Lerini and also others. I was throwing out examples of people I've either exchanged a PM with or interacted with on twitter in some way. I shouldnt play favorites. You are good people Joe. Edit: And lets not forget Saint CiscoKid. Man remember the Sinbad ep? "Get Toy For Kid", "Get Toy First", the little doggie....good memories.

Insofar as I can recognize most of the regular posters (which indicated a smaller number of users compared to say Reddit) I would say these forums count as "underground". Especially since our boys dont encourage people to get on the forums anymore in the show. I also wouldnt consider ANYWHERE a "safe space" in a real sense but I get a vibe of overall higher intellect from the people that post here leading me to believe that should trouble arise that they could be reasoned with and are not totally heartless. Now I am wrong about a lot of things, but through all the silliness I can tell that certain notable people here are good people. Greggy and Chanson and CMB and Mikethehuman, maybe ever souperman (but I dont think he likes me). I think "safe spaces" are less important than something more broad like just associating with people you're comfortable around. Sorry for the long post and for getting all sentimental but I'm kind of a lone wolf and would like to think that the people here would at least make good internet friends. I would not want to piss them off though.

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just fishined listening, good ep guys.

Hey guys guess what I am getting a Google Home just like Chris Weiser! I got some gift cards for ChrisMust and his review compelled me to must get one myself. Also since phone always is listens to you and puts ads on facebook ANYWAY, I figure its like inviting the NSA over as a permenant house guest. I cant wait to tell it all my regrets in life, my hopes and fears, and rest assured that it WILL be stored somewhere in the "CLOUD". Its actually better than a prayer, because it doesnt just be wishing, it get saved like a video game. That reminds me, I am actually on to Mega Man X5 at this point (Beyond YachtRock gang, you give up to easily. They arent impossible, just challenging.), and I know I havent continued the story I have titled "The Eerie Escapades of Portobello and Bip - Volume 1: The Curse of Sprinkles Knifepaw" but I feel like I really stumbled onto something good by accident so I will eventually make a topic here of its own with the full saga at some pint in the future. It sure is quiet on the boards tonight. I havent been to a chan or a reddit in like a year now, this is my main haunt aside from twitter. What are you guys up to? Doing good?

Did he really retire? I heard he was exiled, Dark Knight Rises style, and made to walk across a precariously barely-frozen river in order to save his own life. Rumor has it he may actually have made it across, but I havent seen any evidence of this.

It's not a glitch, its a feature.

Huh...that does sound like a better use of your time. Well theres a first time for everything I suppose. Sorry for having such low expectations of you, I was wrong.

While I am by most accounts a toy man, I prefer the pronoun "doll" just to differentiate myself from an "action figure". I lack prominent muscle mass and can be disassembled more easily while being far more difficult to repair.

Okay, you passed my little test, but only on a technicality. Welcome to the forums.

The only acceptable egg preparation is omlette, everyone knows that.

You think YOUR secrets are dark? I still have some of Jonbenet Ramsey in my freezer. Framing her parents was the funniest part! Oops did I just admit to that? Oh dear, I hope they dont search my house. Time for an impromptu barbeque. Stop by if you like!

I just have one question for you...what kind of phone do you have and was Ironman in the commercial for it?

I'm more of a music guy. I dont have episodes, I have breakdowns. Edit: ...but just so it doesnt seem like im talking total nonsense I guess I gotta make like a Karp and get folks up on this reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17uqdCYK2uc

Don't question it, Mystery Fish. Just picture shrimp on a pillow of grits, close your eyes, lick your lips.

tru, probably no overlap of userbase so this must make no sense here. still, i hate to make the same post twice so I will just try to do better next time.

Finished the episode. My final comment is : "Remember that time I got through to The Best Show, tried to communicate with you in the same veiled insider language you all use most of the time, and was almost immedietely hung up on before any information exchange could actually occur? Funny stuff right?"

I'm doing live musical commentary on the episode as I listen now. This comment is "R.I.P. Castle the TV show".

Still only part way through, but on the topic of bodies with fake hair I just wanted to say that is NOT a reference to me. I maky have a few extra pounds and be developing stretch marks since I entered the CATaclysmic depression I have been in since my best friend decided she no longer wanted anything to do with me, but i DO manscape. It just feels better. Like I'm not a gorilla or something. Like maybe I'm a human or something even though thats just wishful thinking. SPEAKING of skin without hair on it too, Ive decided to take up to hobby of leather crafting, inspired by one of my super nerdy interests, a Japanimation cartoon show called Tokyo Ghoul (or as I like to call it "Took Yo' Girl", for personal reasons. Im totally rambling and feeding you my raw stream of consciousness because my filters are all gone now I guess, but heres a music video of it with a song by a band called Hollywood Undead, so that relevant right? Right...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBTHf3SO-U