The Shrekronomicon

I've an opinion: Stanger Things joke is acceptable.

I can't believe they didnt mention your new AIREX workout pad! For realzies, Spunky Foonerism is making all these moves to try and improve his life and you just skip over big details like that? Seems like an oversight, considering he heard about it from one of the Dumbbells guys when they were guests on another podcast.

Sick black metal album from Naglfar. Not their best, but not their worst either.

A mobius strip tied in a gordian knot.

The old saying "The cat calling the kettle fluffy" comes to mind for some reason.

"I hate Tuesdays." -Bizarro Garfield

Space farts are known intergalactically as a whiff best served cold. As cold as the vacuum of space through which we drift in absolute solitude with nothing but our space suits to infinitely recirculate the odor until our finite supply of oxygen depletes at last. It's a shame that insanity often precedes this.

*Metropoli

Nice illiteration.

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Are ceramics not omni-national?

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That's intolerant. Some people can't come by sea, and not all of us are cowboy poet laureats.

Personally, I think Dalton looks more like the space racoon from Limitless. Edit: Sorry, I meant to say "trash panda". I swear I have nothing against crepuscular wildlife, I just havent broken the habit of ignorant vocabulary I have heard for years in order to adapt to a more acccepting, inclusive America. My use of the term "racoon" did not come from a place of hate.

I hope there are some tie-ins or references or something on The Best Show tonight, because this left me with a lot of questions. Mainly about microphones.

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I'm gonna screencap everything in this thread for it's obvious signifigance in regards to the history of comedy on earth.

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I guess it's a good thing it was just a crush and not like the most important loadbearing support that was holding your life together. Things worked out pretty well for you I'd say, but stiill sorry to hear about what happened in the bathroom.

What does that feel like? I havent't laughed sincerely in a very very very long time. Edit (oh and my favorite is the one with the "Santa-Small" and he shrinks super power)

Thats a pretty funny depressing story. What did you do then?

Well I've tried to win friends with spaghetti and that didnt work out so well either. And with pizza, there are no winners. That's not my scene, man. How do you win friends anyway? I'm not doing so great in that department. Even sarcastic joke advice might contain a kernal of helpful truth.

I hope this isn't as laugh-out-loud wacky as the other "serious" Earwolf podcasts. There's nothing funny about murder most foul.