The Shrekronomicon

No, U.

People be like Ninja Turtles lately with this fixation on pizza. They also be like Garfields with this fixation on spaghetti. Have a salad once in a while. A little rabbit food never hurt anyone.

Thanks for warning me, that was a close one.

I tried to Ask Jeeves, my real life butler, but since I dont let him use computers or phones, he wasnt much help. Maybe someone here can help me out. My "question of the day is" this: "How different PRECISELY is internet karma from spiritual karma?" I also have a follow up. "Given what we now know, should public usage of the 'Impact' typeface become a felony offense since it appears to have real world consequences?"

My oh my, how flagrantly undignified. Careful with those likes, I've heard some real horror stories about people who clicked "Like" on their own posts.

Isn't pumpkins is hollow on the inside part? Cinderella rode in one. What if this was just a pumpkin with no horse and there was a Halloween Cotillion for puppies and kitties and they needed ice cream for the party? I'm just saying, what if this pupmkin meant no harm, maybe a little on the spectrum (ROYGBIV... yep, on the spectrum), and then got scared because people were scared of pumpkin? Did the puppies and kitties get hurt or did they all just pop out like when you jump on the pod thingy at the end of a Sonic Hedgehog level?

*Frenimiyish

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What is the unit of measure? It cant be popcorn bags, forks, stars, or actually even numbers because those are all trademarked by On Cinema, Doughboys, Netflix, and Beyond YachtRock respectively.

https://youtu.be/FqMW_Tzgq4I

That's "good neeeews, eeeeeveryone!" to you, mister.

I have become capable of saying Sean's quips nearly verbatim before he does as I speak over the podcast. It's just a thing I do. This however, in particular, I find concerning for reasons I cannot quite articulate...

Clickers get Snickers.

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Hey, Douglas Adams, news flash! Recasting your robot as a T-1000 endoskeleton and calling him "Starvin' Marvin" doesn't help diversity in the film industry any more than your decision to rewrite the character with trichotillomania instead of depression helps increase awareness of corruption in the pharmaceutical industry. Get with the times, or go back to the future!