The Shrekronomicon

A Crack In The Floor (2001)

By The Shrekronomicon, February 15, 2017 in Bad Movie Recommendations

Episode 12 - C-L-A-U-D-I-A, Claaaau-dia!

By The Shrekronomicon, December 7, 2016 in Questions For Lennon

Episode 11 - Yes, I Redd The Evite

By The Shrekronomicon, December 7, 2016 in Questions For Lennon

Episode 10 - Planes, Trains, and Allynne-Mobiles

By The Shrekronomicon, December 7, 2016 in Questions For Lennon

Episode 9 - Jack-o is Back-o

By The Shrekronomicon, December 7, 2016 in Questions For Lennon

Episode 7 - Ronnie Rises Through The Ranks

By The Shrekronomicon, December 7, 2016 in Questions For Lennon

Episode 8 - Elanor Rugby

By The Shrekronomicon, December 7, 2016 in Questions For Lennon

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Welcome to Goodman, home of the Goodman, can I use your John?

By The Shrekronomicon, December 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Why so down, Ketchup? This is Comedy Bang Bang!

By The Shrekronomicon, December 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ghost in the Shell, Schmost in the Smell! The internet is a conspiracy, therefore soulmates are garbagetrash lies!!

By The Shrekronomicon, November 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I must have had one of these trendy "strokes" because I keep arbitrarily transposing the words 'talented', 'professional', 'hacky', and 'amateurish'.

By The Shrekronomicon, November 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

While imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, getting my username read on a podcast doesn't give me the exposure I feel I have earned.

By The Shrekronomicon, November 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fool me once, shame on me. Fail to acknowledge that you've failed to fool me more than 1000 times, shame on you.

By The Shrekronomicon, November 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Brad Pitt's first mistake was not being Erwin Schrödinger. I blame Morgan Freeman for not helping him. Why does Jim Carrey get special treatment?

By The Shrekronomicon, November 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Diamond's are a girl's best friend, but existential horror is forever. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

By The Shrekronomicon, November 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Drunk I'm as not think you as am I.

By The Shrekronomicon, October 19, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A cube is an extended square, yeat what is life but an extrusion of this very moment?

By The Shrekronomicon, October 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey, Douglas Adams, news flash! Recasting your robot as a T-1000 endoskeleton and calling him "Starvin' Marvin" doesn't...

By The Shrekronomicon, October 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions