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The Shrekronomicon

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  6. Posted

    Remember that time I told exactly one half of a personally-hyped "scary" story, promised I'd be back in 5 minutes and then disappeared from the forums forever?? What a cool, normal thing!!

     

    Hi, friends!!!

    I do not remember that because as has been established, I have not been around as long as many forum members. Maybe you can catch me up, or at least tell the second half of this "story" you claim to have. The only reason I'm dubious is that you say you dissapeared forever and het here I am reading a post from you. I ran the numbers twice and its not adding up. Something's fishy here.

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  9. Posted

    PS - I love my haters, you keep me relevant.

     

    I can't wait to be president!

    Chanson, didn't you once say to never post twice on the same page? If you dont even follow your own rules everything becomes

    ... chaos.

     

    I fear the Joker may have infected Chanson as well.

    If thats true, I retract my original post in this topic, because I'm very sure I don't want to know how he got those scars.

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  10. Posted

    Oh, also a funny thing happened to me recently that you all might be interested to hear about. A little kid with a clipboard came up to me and said "Hey mister! How much Yassir Lester do you want in your life, a] the amount you are currently getting, b] less, or c] more?" and I looked down at her and I said, "Mo', child! Mo' Lester!

     

    nice

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  19. Posted

    Chanson doesnt have to get down there if he doesnt want imo. I keep seeing people complaining about the first post not taking to opportunity to invite him to do so however, so I extended the invitation because I thought it was a memetic gag specific to this microcosm of the interwebnets. I would never insist upon Chanson's participation in such an intimate act against his will, I'm not some sort of lunatic. I usually do like his posts, so he can make his own decisions.

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